Besteef

Shocking and utterly unbelievable.

The Vikings' 4th quarter meltdown was absolute besteef.

by Minneapolis Steve October 14, 2004

beejeebers

Beejeebers are reflections of your soul. It's good to lose a few every now and then. They are fattening!

You scared the beejeebers out of me.

by Guardian angel September 29, 2013

carpet beetle

what happens when ladies get crabs

this girl wanted to get off but i didnt have a condom on me and i didnt want to go raw dog bc i was sure she had some carpet beetles.

by the lousyacrobat March 23, 2010

The Beetle

You're doing doggy on a chick and when she backs up on you, you balance your forearm on her back for a little support. Then when you're thrusting you perform 'The Beetle', here you slither a nice lick of your middle 3 fingers (Index, Middle, Ring Finger). Now that you have some nice traction on your fingers you wind up with a fat smack across the ass, this guarantees a ripping connection every time!

"Dude it was crazy I full Beetled her"
"What the fuck man, you gave her the Beetle"

by BeamingRappa May 26, 2019

beegees

That creaking, groaning, almost explosive movement of the stomach or bowels either due to a tense situation or pre-diarrhea stage due to something you ate or just having a shit filled situation.

Damn those White Castle sliders and prune juice for giving me the beegees!

by SEY January 24, 2008

beeteedoubleyew

Over-exaggerated IM version of the classic text-friendly btw (by the way), normally used with sarcasm.

John: yeah, kinda told her you wouldn't mind doubledating with her friend tonight.
Duke: hot?
John: fat.
Duke: beeteedoubleyew, I h8 u.

by DukePerino November 25, 2007

beejeebies

to be scared all of a sudden, when someone is walking up to you from behind.

Holy Beejeebies ____ (name), I didn't see you there, where did you come from?

by goddessdreamer July 25, 2011