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Glenn Beck.

The human equivalent of Eric Cartman from South Park, in that he is an asshole, spouts hateful comments that are completly inaccurate, and is a total fat ass.
Glenn Beck.
Glenn Beck: Obama wasn't born in this country, he's a communist!
Caller: But Glenn, you can find his birth certificate online that clearly shows he was born in Hawaii.
Glenn Beck: RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
Caller: Well at least I don't consume my own body weight in cheetos and mountain dew everyday!
Glenn Beck: Screw you guys, i'm going home!
by Tommy Waring September 2, 2010
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Glenn Beck

A moron who has absolutley no idea what the fuck he's talking about and is a god fosaken moron.
Dude I saw this guy on TV, he's such a Glenn Beck! Ironically that's the guy's name! No I'm serious!

Seriously do you need to know more?
by Random Shenanigans June 29, 2011
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Beccad

To be hit in the face with an artificial penis
Man you so totally got beccad last night.
by Boomerang on the roof October 13, 2010
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because god hates noobs

The answer to a question you don't know the answer to. Trust me it works.
Cisco Teacher: David, can you please explain why you should send out an ARP request every time you renew your IP address on a class C network?

Me: ...because god hates noobs!

Cisco Teacher: 10 points on your next test as a bonus!

*we start making out(shes a chick btw, and super fine)*
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Glenn Beck

You don't need one if you've seen "Glenn Beck" on FOX.
by greenpeas September 12, 2009
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Becca

a kick ass girl with amazing friends. Also see sexy
That girl is such a Becca.
by Billy Bob Joe Tim Hippo. December 9, 2008
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Becca Bear

An entirely humiliating nickname given to those of us girls with the full name Rebecca, which sadly carries on because our parents can't seem to refrain from using it in front of our peers, perhaps because of the wonderful and of course original use of alliteration and the fact that apparently no other word or animal name sounds quite as fascinating and is as captivating as a damn bear.
I'll pick you up from school at 3:30 today Becca Bear.
Damn it, mom.
by Boonah November 30, 2007
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