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beaver posse

1. A group, gang, or other collection of males who attempt to round up, lasso, or otherwise capture hot, young, and unblemished females for the purpose of sexual activity.

2. A group, gang, or other collection of males who attempt to round up, lasso, or otherwise capture, hot, young, and unblemished dam-building rodents.
The prettier 8th grade girls were always worried that one of the neighborhood's many beaver posses might catch and fuck them on their way to school.
by The Real Champ April 5, 2007
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Beaver Seizure

A female orgasm, or the effect that overcomes a woman's ability to make rational decisions because she thinks someone else is hot.
She had a beaver seizure and I had to wash my sheets.

Everytime he walks in the room, she has beaver seizure and can't think properly.

OMG, she took her shirt off and I almost had a beaver seizure.
by Spankface April 17, 2018
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Beaver Pile

Jane opened the door to discover a beaver pile in progress.
by Rmdeecee May 21, 2016
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beaver paddle

-"did you know kenny just got his hair cut yesterday?"
-"really? what's it look like?
-"it's a beaver paddle"
-"ugh."
by alira s. June 25, 2006
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beaver burn

Irritation to the inside of the thighs just below the taint that is often the result of excessive moisture produced while hiking or running in hot weather. Curable with time and lots of baby powder. Easily identifiable in others by their awkward, bowlegged stride.
I didn't finish the marathon due to a bad case of beaver burn.
by Cornphlake June 13, 2007
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beaver barrier

A roll of fat on a woman that hangs low and protects the beaver from outside forces.
Hey, check out that girl; she's got a beaver barrier.
by The Doctor March 28, 2003
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stink beaver

"thats one stink beaver you got there"
by cave dweller September 5, 2006
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