Electrical Banana

A rumour started by the Donovan song, "Mellow Yellow", that the peels of bananas actually contained LSD or a similar substance.

The result of boiling the peels of a banana(s).

John drank the Electrical Banana because he thought he could actually trip out on it.

by Phillip H. Donahue January 5, 2004

Banana

One of the only words in the english language with the ability to make you feel stupid every time you try to write or type it.

I feel stupid when I write the word banana. Its like, how many na's are on this thing? 'Cause I'm like 'Bana ... keep going. Bananana ... damn.

by Laughing Jesus August 22, 2008

Banana Etiquette

If you get a banana, you have to ask every person who's in your vicinty if they would like a banana.

James Clement has bad banana etiquette because in his world, if his ass is hungry, he'll go get a banana. He will get four going to a challenge and three coming back without asking or sharing.

by James's Abs February 28, 2019

beating the banana

A slang term for the act of masturbation.

I walked into my son's room yesterday and caught him beating the banana.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

Banan

1. Banana

2. Bananas

3. A banana

4. The banana

5. The Bananas

6. These bananas

7. Those bananas

Jake: Do you want banan?

Carol: Yes, I love banan

Justine: Cannot deny the power of banan

Kevin: Cannot deny the fortitude of banan

by I<3Banan May 30, 2011

Banana

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by you are awesome as December 30, 2011

banana show

A signature trademark in the Japanese territory of Okinawa. A very disgusting and decrepit old lady inserts several freshly peeled bananas into her snatch. Once they are inside she then internally slices them up, and projects them onto the stage below in perfectly even, and intact pieces.

The highlight of the show is when she tries to get a haplessly drunk audience member to come on stage, and eat the banana she has just chopped up. Similar things have been tried, but this has never been duplicated. Often referred to as a Okinawan Pastime.

Seeing the banana show is definitely a once in a life time opportunity. Just make sure you are somewhat sober. You want to make sure you dont end up as a statistic by actually eating the banana.

by Heywood Jablomy March 8, 2005