baking soda test

In order to find a responsible adult, all you need to do is look into their fridge and freezer, and check if they regularly changes the baking soda. The baking soda is used to absorb odors, and it's supposed to be changed every month. If you peer into someone's fridge, and they got a baking soda in there, and it's dated from like, a year ago, then you know they aren't even trying.

This is the tried-and-true method to figure out if someone is even worth being friends with, let alone date. It's the ultimate shit test, most people fail, so that's something you gotta watch out for. Now this isn't always a deal-breaker, but it's a red flag. Let me tell you, if you need a reason to start judging people, then this is a good place to start.

Me: "Yeah, she was cute and all, but I noticed she didn't past the baking soda test. She's seven months behind, I bet she doesn't even change her smoke alarm batteries, house basically a death trap"

My friend: "Dude what the hell is wrong with you?"

by arm_and_hammer_69 January 3, 2021

fice bating

what you say when you are confused and mean to say face biting

michael- kendall, fice bating is not ok
kendall- hahaha

by 12345hello January 6, 2010

Baking Cookies

The act of eating raw cookie dough while incredibly baked

I was so high last night that I pulled out a tub of cookie dough and started baking cookies.

by Jiveturkey January 17, 2013

baking brownies

When you've left some residue in your underwear indicating something's either baking or been baked already.

"Damn, boy, what's that in your shorts. You been baking brownies in there?"

by Kurn January 22, 2007

bading

Another slang for 'fag' in the Philippines. It is often used as an insult. The term often means 'flamy' and effeminate homosexuals; it also refers to flamy homosexuals who are witty and sarcastic. Although used predominantly in Tagalog, the term is widely used by the country's other dialects.

Be careful teasing that bading 'she' will burn you with her wit.

by Papi June 19, 2006

Baking up

Fucking up because you are under the influence of marijuana.

Similar to "fucking up" But you're high while doing so.

Other forms: Baked up, baked as fuck! baking up big time.

Term can refer to any mishap caused mainly because you are high.

Ex: Falling, laughing uncontrollably, putting things away incorrectly or in the wrong area ( Milk in pantry), passing out, accidentally calling your parents. Leaving weed out, ect...

ex 1:
Friend 1: Dude I just found the air freshener in the fridge...
C'mon man.

Friend 2: Hahahahaha Oh... Dude I'm baking up.

ex 2:

Friend 1: So dude, last night I ate some cereal when I was super baked and when I woke up this morning I had put the milk in the pantry and the cereal in the fridge! Man I baked up.

Friend 2: Yeah you did.

by Fluxus November 24, 2011

Buying the lobster

Choosing to buy a significantly more expensive item largely because it is better marketed and more ostentatious but which is actually of slightly inferior quality to the cheaper option. Often done on impulse.

Adam: "You know I kinda regret forking out $5000 for this fancy clockwork watch. I need to wind it all the time and my old quartz watch was noticeably more accurate."
Barry: "You spent $5000 on a watch! What were you thinking?"
Adam: "I dunno ... it looked great in the shop window and my credit card made it so easy. I guess I just bought the lobster."
Barry: "I know what you mean, I hate buying the lobster."

by PrudentShopper August 15, 2012