Thick Bandit

A Thick Bandit is often reference to the large female in the herd. She will tend to be more dominant, and more likely to perform exotic mating rituals with the male, and often times and added female.

"Did you see that Thick Bandit last night? Yeah, I took one for the team, took her home...and she destroyed me!"

"Mike was wing manning for a buddy, and ended up with the Thick Bandit...He'll never be the same."

"Had a thick bandit last night, and she let me go for the dog in a bathtub."

by DaPurv February 4, 2010

bus bandit

A person who likes to masturbate in public, particularly on buses. They are usually creeps and may be a sex offender.

you know that guy that got caught masturbating on the bus? he's gonna be a bus bandit when he grows up!

by dashneo and wario kong June 5, 2011

weiner bandit

a gas station employee, usully with the nickname Flea, who swipes the spoiled hot dogs from the grill for his own pleasure

"Can you believe Flea made off with all those hot dogs. He is such a weiner bandit!"

by amandas toy October 26, 2011

Robo Bandit

1.) great thief of Robitussin. 2.) Person who can at one time steal $60 worth of DXM out of any given location without capture or being discovered. 3.) See

Chase was the first robo bandit to steal 3 bottles, 5 boxes of triple c's and a stick of gum.

by Da Mace September 25, 2011

Glitter Bandit

When someone is giving you oral sex and right before you climax you say "Im the glitter bandit." The person looks up in confusion and you shoot all over their face than throw a handful of glitter sticking in your juices. They will be cleaning glitter outta there hair for days.

I got with Ryan last week and he gave me the glitter bandit. I'm still finding glitter in my hair...

by Glitter Bandit October 11, 2014

silk bandit

A bandit who wears an item of clothing made from silk to hide his face when burglarisingshops,banks,bookmakers

Oh dear hide behind this wall quick ! It would seem there's a bandit in town ."hang on he's got silk leggings round his face" ah yes it's the silk bandit .

by Baldegggeordie November 12, 2015

Tendie Bandit

The Tendie bandit is a person who goes around and steals chicken nuggets whilst the owner of said nuggets are away or sleeping

John is such a Tendie Bandit I was saving those nuggets for later

by littlecookies January 4, 2017