Band Stalker

1. A non-band kid that really wants to be in band but cannot play an instrument.

2. Hangs around the band room with the band kids.

3. Believes they're good buddies with the band director, but in reality, the band director doesn't know him.

4. Shows up to band performances uninvited.

5. Tries to sit with the band at football games, but ends up getting kicked out by the band kids themselves.

Band geek 1: Dude, who invited HIM to our competition?

Band geek 2: I don't know, but he's such a band stalker.

by bandgeek55 December 23, 2010

Rubber Band

A song by "David Bowie"

David, singing in an ascending tone: Rubber Band

by ♥🗺☠ July 10, 2021

Marching Band

The thing that every urban dictionary definition of it seems to despise.

Did you look at all the urban dictionary definitions of marching band?

by aosoiguhia January 23, 2019

Ghost band

Ghost band is a band from Sweden created by Tobias Forge. The band makes rock/metal/satanic anchent٫ the band lore different from other band.
The band published their first album in 2010 named "Opus Eponymous"
Other albums:
Infestissumam (2013)
If You Have Ghost (2013)
Meliora (2015)
Popestar (2016)
Ceremony and Devotion (2017)
Prequelle (2018)
Seven Inches Of Satanic Panic (2019)
MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY (2022)
IMPERA (2022)
Spillways (2023)

"Bro have you heard this popular song called Mary On A Cross?"

"Yeah my favorite band called Ghost made it"

"Let me see that.."

"Interesting?"

"Bro tell me more about the band"

Later

"Bro٫ Ghost Band is whacky"

by Named.ghoul March 25, 2023

Marching Band

A cult of sorts
A group of interesting people surrounded by "music".

Marching band was both the best and the worst decision of my life at the same time.

by Chay4 May 18, 2017

Marching band

a cult.

i love marching band

by wackbro September 9, 2018

Band Geek

The most awesome, and random people you'll ever meet. Bandos go to the games, outcheer the cheerleaders, and don't have any idea what sport it was they were playing for, or who won. They range from the annoying "popular" kids to the awesome random ones. To band geeks the bandroom is their home. They tend to have a flare for innuedoes, even though a lot of them are actually innocent. May date each other, or orc dorks. NOT choir whores. Bandos cannot even begin to tell you how not cool choir students are.

Hey could you hear the announcer over those Band Geeks? No, but they cheered really well for not noticing what sport the team was playing.

by mollifyinglyawesome September 11, 2011