by KimberlyFuckingBrutal August 26, 2007
10-15 year old girls who scream whenever they see their talentless "music artists" at live concerts. Completely obsessed with MTV and listen to crappy corporate rock(like Avril Lavigne, Nickelback, Justin Timberlake, 50-Cent, and all sorts of other losers). They butcher English down to the point that it's virtually unreadable.
Normal writing of a teeny bopper: ZOMFG, lyik jusin timablke iz liek so friginz awzomez i wna lik mrry himm andd lkie hav hisis babbysz!!!!!!!111111
by Death Shredder August 14, 2007
teeny boppers are those yong tenage girls whom have not reached matchorety. thear usuoly beween 14-20 yers old ther all vrgens thay love femail pop stars wair clothes frome hot topik and watch american idol thay halv no clue on sex yet will take off ther pantees to the first guy that ses i love u trust me i know it works thay say your just a frend yet will fuck you if you ask wrightthaer freeks in bed doing crasy stuff they saw on epesodes of REAL SEX . if you come across one i say fuck the living daylights out of that pussy then thay wont be vergens hens not a teeny boppers .teeny doppers sholdent be haighted o wagit yes yes haight them and halv sex with then but only the skiny ones no fat chix all thoe more cushin fore the pushin sounds tempting OPPS !uuuu togethe as men we will rise up and defeet the teeny bopper nation one pussy at a time
sqeeks alot mainly wen happy , wears cloths from hot topik(goth place of shoping),skin color wite or mixed some tines portoreken or polish
by DJ=THE KID on socm 2 look for me April 26, 2005
A weezing golden retriever who sits around all day and weezes and bops her weezing butt all over the place.
Maggie started to sing, 'Weezer-bopper, weezer-bopper, weezer-bop! Bake me a weezer-bopper as fast as you can!'
by Drewford August 27, 2003
a linkie bopper is a person who really likes the band Linkin Park. Joe Hahn (DJ of Linkin Park) created the word(s) so people who like/love Linkin Park is a Linkie Bopper
person 1-Hey man do you like the band Linkin Park?
person 2-DUH!! I love them.
person 1-Then you are a Linkie Bopper.
person 2-a what?
person 1-a linkie bopper is someone who likes/loves the band LP
person 2-AWESOME!! I am a Linkie Bopper!
person 2-DUH!! I love them.
person 1-Then you are a Linkie Bopper.
person 2-a what?
person 1-a linkie bopper is someone who likes/loves the band LP
person 2-AWESOME!! I am a Linkie Bopper!
by ClaireLPF June 29, 2006
Someone Who say like a thousand times. . its annoying! Sheesh, i sometimes talk like. . this (Dis lolz)yea and I am a blonde, so it's not all blondes that are teeny boppers. . . ok so yea bye now
(sumone)hiyaz. . u thurrrz
me) umm hi?
sumone)_ helloz wuzzzzup
me0- n2m but u need to chill out fakie
sumone)_ fakie?? ur callin me a fake. . . whatever like u stupid bimbo enyways shut up lyke iwanted ot ltk to u enyways byeeez
me0- w/e bye
me) umm hi?
sumone)_ helloz wuzzzzup
me0- n2m but u need to chill out fakie
sumone)_ fakie?? ur callin me a fake. . . whatever like u stupid bimbo enyways shut up lyke iwanted ot ltk to u enyways byeeez
me0- w/e bye
by BrItTaNy November 26, 2003
A person who enjoys to talk and obsess about bands that they don't listen to. Tend to be Pre-teens, from 10-15. They only like the band for there looks or attitude. These people tend to be "wannabee" emo, punk, goth, etc. They also claim to not like labels yet say things like "I don't like to label people, but punks and goths are the best kind" or "I hate preps". Quite a few obsess over artists such as Avril Lavigne, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, and Fallout Boy.
by Emilia Vonce March 06, 2007