When someone dips there genitals in blue paint, then proceeds to cock slap someone in the face. As a result of the cock slap, the man's parts are printed on the other person's face.
The first guy who is stupid enough to fall asleep at a party with friends... Gets the Blueberry sock slap.
by TrollDeputy February 9, 2013
Get the Blueberry sock slapmug. by Guns aka gunslinger April 30, 2010
Get the Blueberry slut muffinmug. by Jon Parella May 13, 2005
Get the blueberry yum yummug. A sexual blueberry pancake occurs when an exceptionally beautiful woman coerces a man into taking MDMA, or ecstasy. Then in his state of euphoria and heightened intimacy she places a cake over his penis and proceeds to perform oral sex through the cake.
Guy 1: She gave me a sexual blueberry pancake last night!
Guy 2: How do you even remember?
Guy 1: I don't, she posted it online.
Guy 2: How do you even remember?
Guy 1: I don't, she posted it online.
by pastrielover March 20, 2011
Get the Sexual Blueberry Pancakemug. A phrase used to make everyone aware that you are completely ready for anything and everything. Often used to describe having finished packing for a holiday or having all your belongings with you at one time.
EXAMPLE ONE:
Momma: Everyone ready to go to the airport?
Daddy: Everyone packed?
Child: GOT MY BLUEBERRIES!
EXAMPLE TWO:
Speaker 1: I've lost my bag!
Speaker 2: Well, I've got my blueberries where the hell were you?
Momma: Everyone ready to go to the airport?
Daddy: Everyone packed?
Child: GOT MY BLUEBERRIES!
EXAMPLE TWO:
Speaker 1: I've lost my bag!
Speaker 2: Well, I've got my blueberries where the hell were you?
by CHRISTINAWEENER February 5, 2010
Get the Got My Blueberriesmug. The act of performing intercourse through the zipper holes in blue jeans of both sexual partners (only in heterosexual relations)
by Stratford Clan April 11, 2016
Get the Blueberry cream cakemug. by Marlon<3pooch September 26, 2018
Get the blueberry pooch facialmug.