Devil blondes are black or Asian girls who have dyed their hair blonde. Their hair usually looks terrible and doesn't suit them at all. The word 'devil' is used to describe these blondes is due to them being the complete opposite of natural 'angelic' blondes. The term is not applicable to white brunettes who have dyed their hair blonde.
Devil blondes are dangerous, stay away from them.
Devil blondes are dangerous, stay away from them.
The term is particularly useful when describing your love for blondes, for example:
'I love blondes, except devil blondes of course.'
Famous example: Serena Williams
'I love blondes, except devil blondes of course.'
Famous example: Serena Williams
by chandlerdonkey November 11, 2011
Get the Devil blondemug. by Freyya October 27, 2007
Get the strawberry blondemug. by Bougmont August 6, 2008
Get the Aeroplane Blondemug. 1. A blonde woman who seems to be very attractive from behind or at a distance, but after turning around she is actually very ugly.Usually happens in clubs when you are very drunk.
2. A very unusual fish.
2. A very unusual fish.
1. (2 Blokes in a club)
Bloke 1: "Fucking hell look at that blonde over there i'd love to give her one mate".
Bloke 2: "You're not the only one mate i wanna bend her over that table over there".
(At this point the blonde woman turns around and she looks about 50 and has black teeth)
Bloke 1: "Jesus christ she looks worse than your mother!".
2. (Two blokes on a fishing trip, one has just caught a fish)
Bloke 1: "What the fuck is THAT!? It's got yellow hair!".
Bloke 2: "It's a blonde herring isn't it you stupid wanker".
Bloke 1: "Fucking hell look at that blonde over there i'd love to give her one mate".
Bloke 2: "You're not the only one mate i wanna bend her over that table over there".
(At this point the blonde woman turns around and she looks about 50 and has black teeth)
Bloke 1: "Jesus christ she looks worse than your mother!".
2. (Two blokes on a fishing trip, one has just caught a fish)
Bloke 1: "What the fuck is THAT!? It's got yellow hair!".
Bloke 2: "It's a blonde herring isn't it you stupid wanker".
by D Bro September 14, 2008
Get the Blonde Herringmug. The given language predominately spoken by blonde females and does not have a set pattern of speech. It is not easily understood by non-blondes, male or female. Males especially struggle understanding the language when spoken aloud and believe it is open to their interpretation. That "interpretation" of the language has been known to be the main culprit in relationship issues and physical altercations.
He never understood her blonde speak and is therefore sitting home alone in front of his big screen with a bag of Cheetos.
by native speaker February 4, 2012
Get the blonde speakmug. A group of dumb blonde stereotypes who are the school's alfa pack. They enjoy tasteless gossip, following trends, and overpriced clothing. They are the first girls to be openly liked by popular guys, but not the first to get boyfriends, because the people who actually get boyfriends aren't superficial jerks, and have emotions other than snake. They have 6-year-old mentalities and insults, such as the well known "I'm not gonna invite you to my birthday party!" and the infamous "I'm telling!" (even if they are at fault). The Blonde-squad frowns upon outsiders, nerds, rebels, and non-trend-followers like me. They are sassy, but mean sassy, not fun sassy. When given an irrefutable retort, they will respond with an embarrassed "whatever." and then stalk away with their troupe in tow. this makes them think they won, when in reality the retort-giver is the obvious winner. To this day, no one knows why they are so popular, because the whole school hates them.
Synonyms:
THE squad, Squad A, the Plastics, Populars, you get the drill...
Synonyms:
THE squad, Squad A, the Plastics, Populars, you get the drill...
blonde-squad girl: (in class) how do you spell wood?
me: (stares in disbelief ) I'm sorry, what?!
blonde-squad girl: Oh my gosh, are that stupid? I asked how you spell wood!
me: (gives up all hope on America) W-O-O-D.
blonde-squad girl: I knew you weren't dumb!
me: (under my breath) can't say i feel the same way about you...
blonde-squad girl: huh?
me: nothing...
me: (stares in disbelief ) I'm sorry, what?!
blonde-squad girl: Oh my gosh, are that stupid? I asked how you spell wood!
me: (gives up all hope on America) W-O-O-D.
blonde-squad girl: I knew you weren't dumb!
me: (under my breath) can't say i feel the same way about you...
blonde-squad girl: huh?
me: nothing...
by HawkinsAV_22 May 29, 2018
Get the Blonde-squadmug. Guy 1: Yo bro I loved that Nick Cage movie!
Guy 2: Dude are you blonde?
Guy 1: Yeah why?
Guy 2: Blonde Boyz love the Cage.
Guy 2: Dude are you blonde?
Guy 1: Yeah why?
Guy 2: Blonde Boyz love the Cage.
by Weegee420 October 24, 2019
Get the Blonde Boyzmug.