“Yo, Jaquan talking mad crazy on the net, what are you gonna do about this?”
“He better watch his mouth before I send the blitz”
“He better watch his mouth before I send the blitz”
by reggie from zombieland December 12, 2024
Get the the blitzmug. Snow blitzing is defined as the event when one or a bunch of people, throw a ton of snow at a person while he or she is in the procrss of showering.
Alex: Hey! I got an idea. Lets go snow blitz Alexis again.
Andrew: OK,I'ill film it.
(Goes out to get snow)
Alex:Hey! Round 2 Bitch!
Alexis: What?
(Throws snow into shower)
Alexis:Fuck all of you!
Andrew: OK,I'ill film it.
(Goes out to get snow)
Alex:Hey! Round 2 Bitch!
Alexis: What?
(Throws snow into shower)
Alexis:Fuck all of you!
by Danny Webstah November 6, 2011
Get the Snow Blitzmug. A type of weed that is cultivated locally in western New York. Often complemented by the shavings of toenails from a lineage of people in western New York.
by Tesha W. August 19, 2017
Get the Blitzmug. Used in powerscaling communities when someone can not react to the speed of an oncoming attack or attacker. An example is luffy getting hit by Kaido's thunder bagua in one piece. In real life people get blitzed by gun bullets.
A perception blitz is when someone can not even percieive the speed of an attack or attacker because how fast it or they are moving and a reaction blitz is when the person being blitzed can see the attack or attacker about to them but just can not react in time because it or they are too fast
A perception blitz is when someone can not even percieive the speed of an attack or attacker because how fast it or they are moving and a reaction blitz is when the person being blitzed can see the attack or attacker about to them but just can not react in time because it or they are too fast
by Zkrane September 19, 2025
Get the Blitzmug. A word used to cancel out or reverse a reward, (depending on how you and your friends play it), in the shotgun game. The driver has final say if the passengers argue about whether or not the person calling "blitz" cancels out the other person's claim to shotgun in which it's a race, fight or contest to the claim of front seat, or if it is a reversal and the person calling blitz now gets to sit up front. Blitz's can be avoided by saying "Shotgun no Blitz."
Phil: Nick and Mike are you ready to leave?
Mike: Yells "Shotgun!"
Nick: Yells "Blitz!"
They both argue until Phil claims the blitz cancels out the shotgun claim.
Both Nick and Mike have a contest and jerk each other off to see who cums first and whoever does has to sit in the back.
Mike: Damnit I'm about to cum!
Nick wins and gets to sit up front.
While sitting up front Nick farts and Phil yells doorknob.
Nick: "Blitz!"
Phil: Blitz doesn't work in the doorknob game only in the shotgun game!
Nick: Googles it and realizes he's wrong.
Phil and Mike beat the shit out of Nick
Mike: Yells "Shotgun!"
Nick: Yells "Blitz!"
They both argue until Phil claims the blitz cancels out the shotgun claim.
Both Nick and Mike have a contest and jerk each other off to see who cums first and whoever does has to sit in the back.
Mike: Damnit I'm about to cum!
Nick wins and gets to sit up front.
While sitting up front Nick farts and Phil yells doorknob.
Nick: "Blitz!"
Phil: Blitz doesn't work in the doorknob game only in the shotgun game!
Nick: Googles it and realizes he's wrong.
Phil and Mike beat the shit out of Nick
by Daddy Domt Mess Around July 31, 2017
Get the Blitzmug. Thermal blitz can be described as a person who is not only hot as hell but is amusing and funnier than anyone compared :). Thermal blitz is clever, and the type of person you want to send wholesome memes to. Always treat a thermal blitz with care, respect, and your love and support.
by hotdamnitsbirdy May 27, 2018
Get the Thermal Blitzmug. by Punktesla October 22, 2022
Get the Blitzmug.