Vas Bala

South African or Indian slang term for penis/male genitalia. Mostly used to be disparaging or degrading and is essentially the same (in meaning and usage) as the Engish term 'dick'. It is used to fathom ones character in its crudest sense - "...being a Vas Bala!"

Parents can be seen to call their son Vas Bala if they were not happy with the child at birth in some cultures. This is almost a curse to the child to not living up to parental expectations.

Context Example:

Man to friend: "You run like a Panzy. "

Friend: "Suck my bala"

Friend to Man: "Your mother..."
Man: "Your a fuckin' Vas Bala"

by D4MYC January 14, 2010

ballaholic

when you're ballin so hard and so often it seems like you need an intervention from all the ballin.

Hi my name is Matt, and I'm a ballaholic.

by greatdolemite November 13, 2006

Balaclava

A warm woolen hood covering the head and neck, leaving a slot for parts of the face, they are comfortable in winter and sometimes act as face protection.

a.k.a. Balaclava Helmet

by P. Redeckis May 3, 2006

Ballance

ballance ball-ance n. a word used to identify the symmetry or lack thereof, when describing testicles.

"I have poor ballance, my left hangs lower than my right."

"You have great ballance, they are so even."

by Russ Putnam (WiiTodd) December 25, 2008

Baklava Surprise

Using baklava for a sexual add on

Like whipped cream and chocolate syrup baklava is used during sex. The Baklava surprise comes when you present a piece of baklava on your penis for fellatio or when you insert a piece for cunnilingus.

by dirtygreakmeister April 16, 2010

ballacks

Belfast derivative of bollocks. Mainly said by spides.

I'll Bate yer Ballacks in!

by Desigol November 19, 2004

Ballassed

Preposterous, shitty, crappy, low-grade, cheap and sucky

My night wouldn't have been so ballassed if my girlfriend's dad hadn't walked past our naked asses doin it in her bed.

by Duke Reuben February 10, 2009