backseat burn

when you get fucked in a backseat and have carpet burn on your knees

brooo check out the backseat burn on that girls knees!

yeah she must have been gettin it on gooood last night

by amjesuschrist69 April 3, 2020

Backseat Gulag

When your team member is dead and they try to tell you how to play Gulag

Person1: Bruh he was on your left you could've shot him easily....

Person2: Shut the fuck up you're being a Backseat Gulag

by KhandabarIndia May 3, 2020

Backseat Driver

(MarioKart def)

Where someone shouts at you, giving you unwanted advice, when your just having a bit of fun.

Stop shouting... You're such a Backseat Driver!

by I_wonder who wrote_this June 26, 2020

Backseat Picnic

Two people giving each other oral sex in the back seat of one of their cars

Guy: So we could go get lunch somewhere, where do you want to eat?
Girl: Ooh I know! We could pack a lunch, roll the windows down and have a backseat picnic

by Harrietbubson September 10, 2020

Backseat Kiss

When you fuck in the backseat, and she pushes you up against the front seat, giving you no way to pull out.

"Dude I fucked jenny last night in the car and she gave me a backseat kiss!"

by theoneandonlymeanman November 19, 2021

Backseat Vacuuming

Don’t be a douche

“Make sure to vacuum thoroughly”
“Dad, stop backseat vacuuming!”

by bryce harper’s arm sleeve August 17, 2021

Backseat working

A backseat worker is someone who is telling you how to do your job when. They can't do their own job

Are you really hovering over me and backseat working rn

by krackdaddyg September 12, 2021