Awkward Fourth Wheel

n. The state of tagging along on a date in which you are not the only one tagging along. Normally this would not be a problem unless you are already dating someone and have no intention of cheating. This is the rare opportunity where there are TWO awkward third wheels. Take the following example:

Dude, I was totally an awkward fourth wheel on Pete's date with Chelsea because Lauren was sick. Chelsea brought a friend but she was shit ugly plus I have a girlfriend.

by Jtime2 February 24, 2009

Awkward Enabler

Term used to call someone who has a habit of making any situation awkward.

A person who enables awkwardness.

As soon as arpit walked in the party, it became awkward. he's such a awkward enabler.

by BBoy JuiceBox December 21, 2010

NSS Award

The "No Shit Sherlock" Award. Given to people who state something so incredibly obvious, it pisses you off.

"Man, Rosie O'Donnel is fat."
"Congratulations, you win the NSS Award."

by poopy January 1, 2004

Awkward Walrus

When you put chopsticks in your mouth in order to resemble a Walrus, and the whole room goes quiet.

that was such an awkward walrus

by deepfriedchopsticks July 9, 2011

awkward monday

the monday after a big weekend where you have to face the consequences of your actions on said weekend. as a result it can be slightly awkward.

Helen macked Tim, which meant that James was heartbroken. As a result she had an awkward monday.

by Food Crew July 20, 2008

awkward texting

When you pull out a cell phone in an awkward situation and pretend to text.

Ashley brought her boyfriend over to meet the family. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he wouldn't look me in the eye. It was awkward, so I got out my phone and began awkward texting.

by RoseRoseRose454684565968968456 November 1, 2009

Dead Genius Award

Fictional award bestowed upon individuals whose genius has become exaggerated as a result of their untimely death, usually before the age of 30. The award is usually presented by individuals who realise that music fans, the music industry and media often get carried away, mistakenly believing that any musician who dies young was a genius. Those bestowing the imaginary award are also able to entertain the idea that a musician who died young might have gotten fat, old or made a crap album. There is no official ceremony for the award as it is fictional and is often allocated during pointless conversations between friends. Many a Dead Genius Award is awarded each year with no official committee to decide who most deserves the award. This is mainly out of respect for the friends and family of the dead.
Candidates for the award include Tupac Shakur, Kurt Cobain and Jeff Buckley.

Person A: 'Dang, Nirvana weren't actually THAT good were they?'
Person B: 'Nah mate, i think Kurt's up for a dead genius award dont you?'

by J Riley July 14, 2008