The type of sex over the phone “freaks” would have with you after promising you that you wouldn’t walk for a few days.
“Dude did you hear that Raven got Average Joed?”
“I thought she wasn’t into vanilla shit like that”
“She’s not. He just had normal sex with her”
“I thought she wasn’t into vanilla shit like that”
“She’s not. He just had normal sex with her”
by Carbonatedmilk November 27, 2019
Get the Average Joedmug. srb2 guy who is hated by luigi budd (despite luigi budd formerly being named Average's good boy~)
Average is also so weak he can't kill a teddy bear
part of the bfdi love triangle
Average is also so weak he can't kill a teddy bear
part of the bfdi love triangle
by Octosquid August 12, 2024
Get the Averagemug. Mahamma (originally came from Muhammad: as it's the most popular male name in Egypt).
a mocking expression describes the mentality of a certain average local Egyptian men (typically with rustic provincial mindsets) that think the world evolves around themselves due to their unjust patriarchy attitude and spoiled childhood uprising from their mothers and sisters. They are usually full of narcissism, Oedipus complex, self-pride, self overestimation, inferiority complex towards upper society classes.
The Average Mahamma will save time and effort of effective communication or Persuasion and usually uses oppression and force to impose his Vitriol or unfriendly opinions on society and people, even if it's not his own business.
They are also hated from most Egyptian feminists on social media (mainly twitter) due to regular bitter opinions about female freedom of speech/dress/lifestyle.
a mocking expression describes the mentality of a certain average local Egyptian men (typically with rustic provincial mindsets) that think the world evolves around themselves due to their unjust patriarchy attitude and spoiled childhood uprising from their mothers and sisters. They are usually full of narcissism, Oedipus complex, self-pride, self overestimation, inferiority complex towards upper society classes.
The Average Mahamma will save time and effort of effective communication or Persuasion and usually uses oppression and force to impose his Vitriol or unfriendly opinions on society and people, even if it's not his own business.
They are also hated from most Egyptian feminists on social media (mainly twitter) due to regular bitter opinions about female freedom of speech/dress/lifestyle.
oh wow! I can't believe that average Mahamma who's common as muck is judging me for my own free decision .. this gotta be somethin' !
by K.Fakhry September 13, 2023
Get the Average Mahammamug. An individual who hates knowledge and never hits the gym. They think that Amazing Digital circus is funny and that Titan TV man deserved to be infected by Astro Duchess, and they rarely ever take showers, though, instead of getting stinky, they get extremely dry skin and resemble skeletons with a peach-colored, opaque membrane spread on top.
An Average Mahir Hater' stole my drink yesterday, claiming 'I nede hydzarcion,' even though he's lived for months with dry skin. He ended by saying 'Lraneing is ourbitrairy'.
by Mudane potion#069 December 25, 2024
Get the Average Mahir Hatermug. You use this term when you don't want to be racist and use the word Nigger
Also defines you as a really thick guy
Also defines you as a really thick guy
by HughMong October 12, 2016
Get the Thicker than your average snickermug. "Driving on an interstate highway about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw what looked like the male passenger giving the driver the Average Nebraskan, who looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident."
by Singamingalerts November 21, 2022
Get the Average Nebraskanmug. 
Get the averagemug.