australian jackhammer

When a dude Lights his penis on fire, and then proceeds to have anal sex with a girl

I used the Australian Jackhammer on that girl last night

by Mystic Llama August 16, 2014

The Australian Lumberjack

The Australian Lumberjack is a sex move which can only be performed on the 17th of December in the town of Tittybong Victoria, where the male occupant hangs upside down from a rope in a tree in a ski mask whilst receiving a blowjob from a female dressed as Julia Gillard who then cuts the rope the male is hanging from after he ejaculates in her mouth

Guy 1: Hey mate what did you get up to on the weekend

Guy 2: Oh nothing much, me girlfriend and I went up to Tittybong to do The Australian Lumberjack

Guy 1: What the Fuck are you talking about

by Sink cum November 1, 2020

Australian Bobhopper

an obscure sexual move that has no accurate definition or description of what happens, although in certain cases, extreme "plowing" was used.

Van: Guess what d00d?

Zant: wazzat?

Van: Me and Brittny did an Australian Bobhopper last week.

Zant: Cool. How was it?

Van: .....i dont know.

Zant: You have no idea what it, do you?

Van: yup.

by Getsuyobi February 29, 2008

Australian kiss

like a French kiss but "down under"

He gave her an Australian kiss

by Guess Who May 31, 2015

un-Australian

A word used by arrogant australian bigots. It essentially means unpatriotic. It has the same basic meaning as 'un-american' except that american and australian bigots have differing opinions on what makes a patriot. Calling a woman un-Australian is normally considered to be a light-hearted joke. The word is normally used by men, against other men. Calling an australian man 'un-australian' is questioning his man-hood.

Some things considered un-Australian:
Failing to drink beer socially.
Failing to know or care about sport, specifically football.(as opposed to soccor)
Knowing the second verse of the Australian national anthem.

There are three men standing around a BBQ, one offers to go inside and grab some beer. Another man states that he'd rather not have a drink. The third says "Jesus mate, that's downright un-Australian, what are you? A poof or something?"

by schmildo July 31, 2011

Australian Parts

The area 'down under' your pants, generally referring to your genitals.

1) We're going to a party? Alright, but I gotta head home and shower first. My Australian parts need a little air.

variation:

2) - Did you buy that girl a drink?
- Yeah, she's Australian.
- Oh, so that's why she sounds funny.
- Yeah, and if things go well I'll get to tour down under and frollick in the outback.

by lankysob7 January 26, 2009

Australian Shower

When you do a handstand over a toilet bowl and then pee while you’re upside down

The other night I was feeling experimental so I went to the bathroom and did the Australian shower

by dogsonclouds September 27, 2018