When you are in australia on the beach having sex. The male pulls out his penis puts it in the sand and shoves back into the vagina.
You are on the beach having sex with a random girl. Mid stroke you pull out get some sand on your penis and shove it back into the vagina.That is the Australian Sandpaper.
by jonnyb1234 July 18, 2010
Get the Australian Sandpapermug. The Australian Lumberjack is a sex move which can only be performed on the 17th of December in the town of Tittybong Victoria, where the male occupant hangs upside down from a rope in a tree in a ski mask whilst receiving a blowjob from a female dressed as Julia Gillard who then cuts the rope the male is hanging from after he ejaculates in her mouth
Guy 1: Hey mate what did you get up to on the weekend
Guy 2: Oh nothing much, me girlfriend and I went up to Tittybong to do The Australian Lumberjack
Guy 1: What the Fuck are you talking about
Guy 2: Oh nothing much, me girlfriend and I went up to Tittybong to do The Australian Lumberjack
Guy 1: What the Fuck are you talking about
by Sink cum November 1, 2020
Get the The Australian Lumberjackmug. an obscure sexual move that has no accurate definition or description of what happens, although in certain cases, extreme "plowing" was used.
Van: Guess what d00d?
Zant: wazzat?
Van: Me and Brittny did an Australian Bobhopper last week.
Zant: Cool. How was it?
Van: .....i dont know.
Zant: You have no idea what it, do you?
Van: yup.
Zant: wazzat?
Van: Me and Brittny did an Australian Bobhopper last week.
Zant: Cool. How was it?
Van: .....i dont know.
Zant: You have no idea what it, do you?
Van: yup.
by Getsuyobi February 29, 2008
Get the Australian Bobhoppermug. by Guess Who May 31, 2015
Get the Australian kissmug. A word used by arrogant australian bigots. It essentially means unpatriotic. It has the same basic meaning as 'un-american' except that american and australian bigots have differing opinions on what makes a patriot. Calling a woman un-Australian is normally considered to be a light-hearted joke. The word is normally used by men, against other men. Calling an australian man 'un-australian' is questioning his man-hood.
Some things considered un-Australian:
Failing to drink beer socially.
Failing to know or care about sport, specifically football.(as opposed to soccor)
Knowing the second verse of the Australian national anthem.
Some things considered un-Australian:
Failing to drink beer socially.
Failing to know or care about sport, specifically football.(as opposed to soccor)
Knowing the second verse of the Australian national anthem.
There are three men standing around a BBQ, one offers to go inside and grab some beer. Another man states that he'd rather not have a drink. The third says "Jesus mate, that's downright un-Australian, what are you? A poof or something?"
by schmildo July 31, 2011
Get the un-Australianmug. The sandpaper used by Australian cricketers for cheating which they accepted during Aus tour of South Africa, 2018 proving the decades/centuries old allegations that Australians are a born cheater being from a convict ancestry. Ricky Ponting and others being a famous example.
Watch here: On YouTube homepage URL, add watch?v=rCsWS_UU218
Watch here: On YouTube homepage URL, add watch?v=rCsWS_UU218
A: I did an Australian Sandpaper with my mom.
B: What do you mean, maait?
A: I cheated and did my mom.
B: What do you mean, maait?
A: I cheated and did my mom.
by aussiehunter September 24, 2018
Get the Australian Sandpapermug. When one takes a didgeridoo and packs it full of snow, and begins to insert into an anus and begins to blow the snow into your anal cavity!
Jay began to take the Australian bobsled he then began to get a brain freeze when Austin pack his ass with snow by performing a musical master piece.
by stihl December 27, 2013
Get the australian bobsledmug.