aunt martha kiss

When you give a half lip, dry, side kiss to someone with no passion or feeling. Like you would your 'Aunt Martha' when she comes to town.

I walked in the door and she gave me an 'Aunt Martha kiss'. I was like "Ewww, so it's like that now?'

by Chucks5150chucks5150 December 6, 2017

Your Aunt a thot

An insult that tops "Your mom gay, your dad Lesbian, your granny tranny, your gandpap a trap, etc.

Liam: Your granny tranny and your grandpap a trap.
Dave: I didn't want to have to do this.
Dave: Your Aunt a thot.
Lian: *dies from severe hear attack"

by OwenNoch wears a croc May 18, 2018

your aunt homo

Meaning your aunt is a homosexual man

Saying this word makes a fucking star thats bigger than the sun and you become a fucking other living being

The last person who said has become a fucking super sayan.

John: your mom gay
Anthony: dont make me say it

John:ur dad lesbian
Anthony:your aunt homo

*Anthony becomes a glowing white human fiqure with the ability to fucking one punch anything and Johns send flying to 10000km away.*

by Thatduude1234 May 23, 2018

ur aunt a cunt

The worst insult of all. Way worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur gramp a tramp, ur sister a mister, and ur brother a mother combined. It even beats the famous No U. Only use in the most drastic situation. (Instantly transforms you into a god when said)

Jerry: ur mom gay
Jason: ur dad lesbian

Jerry: ur granny tranny
Jason: ur gramp a tramp
Jerry: no u
Jason: you leave me no choice I now call the words of gods that will annihilate you
Jerry: do hoe you won’t

Jason: ur aunt a cunt
Jerry: *dies of AIDS, HIV, and Cancer combined*

by Jsmahser May 25, 2018

Aunt Jemima's Tits

Heavy, black, and pendulous (toward which they were driving.)

Whilst watching the Rocky Horror Picture show....

fan yells "Describe Aunt Jemima's Tits!"

narrator says "Heavy, black, and pendulous....toward which they were driving."

by voook August 25, 2010

Bob's your aunt

From two British idioms: "Bob's your uncle" and "Fanny's your aunt"; both of which mean "easy as pie". This particular version casts confusion or doubt on a subject.

Just before diving into the shark-infested waters, he was heard to say, "Everything will be fine, and Bob's your aunt!"

by timmmmber November 8, 2021

Aunt Jemima

Typically used in replacement of the ever so popular "Thats What She Said" saying.

"It was so hard"
"Aunt Jemima"

by =] Jess And Britt February 22, 2009