August 19

National Cake day!

Hey it’s August 19

You know what that means
Let’s go get some Cake!

by 0hthatsvayyy October 21, 2019

August 25

National Axolotl Day
axolotls are cute give them some love

"why'd you change your profile pic to an axolotl?"
"it's August 25 bro."

by white boy uwu October 16, 2019

Augbesian

A telescoping stainless steel rod with a clamp and a system of pulleys used to wipe a centaurs ass.

"My augbesian needs to be cleaned, my centaur friend had rhea."

by DanielUNCW April 27, 2006

August 7

Throw the shortest person in your friend group

Me: It’s August 7th you know what that means!
Shortest friend: Oh no

by whyamidoingthisrightnow November 9, 2019

August 14

National give the person u hate a message day

If your birthday is on August 14 then You will have a great day

by RayRay814 November 20, 2019

August 5

August 5th is the day the baddest b are born and if you are born on the 5th you hot

*twerking*

Stranger”she definitely born on august 5th”

by Shawty gawt a big old booty June 16, 2021

naughty aughties

Is a clothing, music & video distributor branching into radio and television programs and is often confused with merely the name of the first decade of the 21st century. For instance, radio stations introduce their programming along the lines of Music from the 80s, 90s and today. A possible replacement or nomenclature for "today" is the Naughty Aughties and can be attached to a host of retail items. Why Naughty Aughties? First, from a marketing standpoint, when promoting such items as music compilations, "Music from the 00s" does NOT work. We need an identifier. Not many people can pinpoint the actual years of Generation x & Generation Y. Naughty Aughties leaves no doubt as "naught" & "aught" both mean zero. "Naught" is jazzed up to "Naughty" and combined with "Aughties", it inadvertantly describes the tone of the decade including the years 2000-2009.

I just bought a new CD to replace my "Rockin' Fifties" collection. It's called "Music from the Naughty Aughties" and features artists of the decade that released these new songs during the years 2000-2009.

by Scott Pedersen April 19, 2006