alarm cock

Also see: Dirt Rooster

When a male wakes up his partner in the morning by ramming them in the rear with his cock and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Doo Beyotch!"

Does not work so well on a sleeper with an unusually loose anus, in which case they will continue to sleep like a baby....well...a baby with a loose anus anyway.

Warning: Repeated use may invoke adverse reactions from sleeper; including but not limited to; a bat over the head followed by an emphatic "Cock-A-Doodle-Don't MuthaFucka!"

"That bitch kept hitting the snooze button, so I had to wake her up with the Alarm Cock!"

by The Hunter May 27, 2004

Alarial

Used to refer to the deity worshiped by the Faith of Alarial. His followers have now spread throughout the universe and He is widely regarded as the most benevolent and kind deity. Followers of the Faith of Alarial are not required to provide any monetary compensation, only be available for nomming and/or sacrificing. Those interested in joining the Faith of Alarial need only ask around, you are sure to find a follower near you.

1. We offer this sacrifice to you, oh great Alarial, that you might not visit your wrath upon our asses this night.

2. "Hey, are you an Alarialian?" "How could I not be!? Alarial is the greatest thing since the creation of light!"

by AlarialRockz May 3, 2009

silent alarm

When a girl wakes her man with a blowjob.

My girlfriend is the best...she woke me with a silent alarm this morning.

by Oz October 10, 2003

Oklahoma Alarm Clock

A cruel joke in which you wake up your friend (or any individual) by hitting him repeatedly in the face with your dong.

Dude 1- "what an awful start to the morning"
Dude 2- "what happened to you?"
Dude 1- "Derek decided it would be funny to wake me up with his Oklahoma Alarm Clock"

by Power Snarf April 12, 2010

Big alarm

A codename used for someone (usually a woman/girl) who has a big ass, hence BIG alarm..,,

When you see a nice girl with a big butt you say to friends : Ooohh Big Alarm is here

Jonas: Look on my left, Big Alarm
Aleks: Mmmm it's so big!

by relaxo June 2, 2005

german alarm clock

The act of waking up your female(or male) partner with a hot sticky load of cum in the face.

The slut wouldn't wake up to go home so I gave her a german alarm clock and kicked her out.

by DoTtEdT December 9, 2008

Alvaro

An Alvaro is someone who is very sweet and sensitive. He hates spicy food, even though he is mexican. He's always up for a good joke and loves listening to Prince & Journey, is an amazing ballroom dancer and swan diver. You can always find him sipping manly cocktails from a straw with his little dog. Alvaro's are always great company, your life is very blessed if there is an Alvaro in it.

Did you see that guy jump in the pool?! He must be an Alvaro!

Dude...my friends suck, I wish I had an Alvaro as my friend.

by short stack August 14, 2012