Alabama Hammer

The act of grabbing your huge cock by the base, and smacking it repeatedly off the forehead of another!

"Did you see the nasty bruise on Garrett's forehead?" "Yeah, someone told me that Carl gave him the Alabama Hammer!"

by Fuckin' McGuckin February 13, 2009

Alabama Rule

an ever-changing rule that has any purpose that is required for the current situation, you are required to say "Alabama Rule" immediately before of after stating your position on an argument. Alabama Rule is primarily used in sports and recreation.

Your safe, Alabama Rule.
Alabama Rule, The ball was out.
We win, Alabama Rule.
Alabama Rule, one point for us.

by AlabamaRule May 19, 2011

Alabama Purebred

1. The resulting child of an incestuous sexual relationship between two immediate relatives.

2. Any fan of Alabama football (see also: first definition)

Jimbo wanted to go to the hospital to see his sister give birth to their first Alabama purebred child, but the Alabama game was on.

by ErikR88 November 11, 2013

Alabama Tourrettes Pouch

When the gal in your life (or partner of another known or unknown gender) gives you a blowie while she/he/it has the hiccups.

When Mike realized that Krissy had a mean case of hiccups while driving through Tuscaloosa, he threw her head in his lap and she performed what is now known as the "Alabama Tourrettes Pouch". Afterward, Mike was quoted saying "She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose with that talent".

by DiscoDanny May 28, 2015

Alabama hammock

A form of sexual intercourse on a webbed hammock where in the throes of passion one gets their testicles caught in the webbing and still concludes the tryst in the biblical sense.

The most embarrassing sexual tryst I've ever had was on a hammock and my nuts were caught in the webbing. The Alabama hammock was the worst sexual experience I've ever had.

by Iceman18 August 11, 2019

Agawam high 2021

A high school in Massachusetts that is completely ass. The teachers are amazing but the faculty is horrible and unfair. They'll punish the wrong person for doing the right thing. Don't wear a hat in front of Ms.Fayre, she may or may not take it depending on who you are. We aren't heroin high anymore, we're now somewhat popular thanks to marcus. I say this because Marcus whooped the fuck out of this kid Bryan. It was bad. All we have now in the school is the occasional libtard teacher who hears the word gun and sends the whole school into a lockdown. We're also the home of the dumbass who posted on Snapchat "who's ready for school" while holding his airsoft gun. Agawam ain't racist no more, and we don't have heroin. Just the rumors of a kid jacking off... Cough cough cam and another kid who had a crackpipe.

Agawam high 2021 seems even shittier than heroin high

by Cspill69 February 23, 2021

alabama egg roll

A masturbation technique when you're bored in the restroom or anywhere. The technique is done by taking a shit on a piece of toilet paper or paper towel and wrapping it around which ends up looking an egg roll then inserting your penis into the warm and smelly lubricating sensation and fucking the shit like a fleshlight. The origin of this technique derives its name from alabama hot pocket and the appearance resembling an egg roll.

Tom's girlfriend rejected his request to do an alabama hot pocket on her. Thus, he proceeded to the restroom and decided to make an alabama egg roll for himself.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm so horny and feel like taking a shit. I want to do an alabama hot pocket on my girlfriend, you think she'll let me?

Guy 2: Probably not. She'll dump you.

Guy 1: Isn't there anything similar I can do without grossing out my girl and keep our relationship going?

Guy 2: Hmm..try doing an alabama egg roll.

Guy 1: What's that?

Guy 2: It's like an alabama hot pocket, except you're doing it on yourself.

Guy 1: Thanks bro! Will do!

by Iluvpunsbudidunluvu March 19, 2011