Adult Money

The disposable income that having a stable job brings as an adult, in contrast to depending on your parents/guardians for financial support.

"Why so much He-Man stuff?"
"Oh, I loved the franchise as a kid, but never got to have any of the toys. Thanks to my adult money, I can finally channel my inner child."
"That's dope."

by Afro-Chan August 31, 2023

Adult larping

It doesn't mean adults who are larping. Adult larping is just like regular larping except real sex is included in the game play. It's a from of advanced sex games.

I'm into adult larping.

by leonardo draculay July 26, 2021

Innocent adult

Someone who is innocent and precious and must be protected

Did you hear about cookiemonster? She’s such an innocent adult

by YankeePankee October 25, 2020

adult proof

When a program is so simple that it baffles adults, yet children work out the functions immediately.

"Is this new phone adult proof or something? I can't work it out but my six year old can."

by Mortechant March 7, 2015

Adulting Degenerate

Adult·ing De·gen·er·ate
noun
/əˈdəltiNG,ˈaˌdəltiNG/. /dəˈjen(ə)rət/
the practice of behaving like a responsible adult, especially the accomplishment of mundane but necessary tasks while balancing a deviant lifestyle.

I live an adulting degenerate lifestyle.

by The Adulting Degenerate July 24, 2023

Adult Swim

The thing keeping Cartoon Network from turning into Teen Titans Go! Network. The only problem with it is how much they play Rick and Morty.

Aw god, I have seen every single episode of Rick and Morty on Adult Swim and Cartoon Network keeps shoving TTG! up my ass. Hopefully AT&T will be a better parent than Time Warner.

by You want a cookie? June 17, 2018

Adulting colouring in

A form of mindfulness. Adults tend to participate more when on drugs, primarily ice. Becoming rapidly popular. No talent is required goal is to keep in between the lines.

Person one ‘I did adulting colouring in no breaks for for 12 hrs last night.’

‘That’s fucked up man, are you on drugs?’

by adirtyword September 4, 2020