Absolute true non-agony 

The opposite of absolute true agony: when you take the AM GAMER drugs and the Coca-Cola is Espuma. COCA-COLA ESPUMA

Coca-Cola Espuma absolute true non-agony

Absolute true non-agony by Gbungper October 1, 2023

Absolute unit 

Someone who would make a great asset to a team because they are an awesome part by themselves. Like a space marine who has legendary qualities on their own but also work in a squad of other space marines. Also think about the movie Predator, that alien was from a planet of other predators that hunt together in the comics and was up against Arnie who was part of a commando squad out in the jungle but they went one to one which just goes to show what absolute units they are.

That guys an absolute unit, I want him on my team

Absolute unit by Jackiechanny October 2, 2023

absolute heater

A fart that is so foul in smell that it leaves your anus with a hot or burning sensation

Laid down an absolute heater at work the other day, it cleared out the whole cubicle.

absolute heater by TheREALFartyMcFly February 13, 2024

Absolute unit 

When referring to something or someone who is incredibly talented or impressive.

She put on a clinic; what an absolute unit.

Absolute unit by Mr. Hugh March 5, 2024

Absolute value

Something everybody should learn when they're ten seconds old

The absolute value of 29 is 29 because 29 is equal to 29

Absolute value by What the hell is a pseudonym12 April 1, 2024

absolute bananas

a moment when a person goes borderline insane and is overreacting and screaming and all that.

"dude, why is your room so messy?"
"i went absolute bananas when i saw my exam grade yesterday."

absolute bananas by sigmeow April 3, 2024

Absolute Luck

An extreme or large amount of luck.

Daniel: "John, I have absolute luck!"

John: "Really? What do you mean?"

Daniel: "I just landed over twenty bottles flips!"

John: "Dude, bottle flipping died off like years ago..."

Absolute Luck by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024