Greasy Owl

the act of making your husband grease up his pet owl before you force it into his anus to assert your dominance in the bedroom

Last night Cyla gave me a greasy owl... it hurt but it was worth it

by PoggingtonBear June 8, 2022

Afternoon owl

Someone that is not a morning person or night person. Someone that thrives in the afternoon. Is too tired to be productive in the morning and too sleepy to be productive at night.

I hate mornings and at night i am sleepy af , so I guess I am an afternoon owl.

by Mmmmmmm whatcha say March 10, 2022

owl game

courtship and flirtation skill that is superior even to A game. Owls sing songs, brings food and presents, and do dances when they're trying to impress the lady owls.

He was cute, but we aren't going out a second time because he didn't bring his owl game.

Damn, honey so fly I KNOW I need to bring my owl game.

by endearitating May 8, 2010

peace owl

A person who breaks up fights between crack addicts

Thanks to that peace owl no one was arrested

by Big dog 56543 July 5, 2017

owl teeth

Slow, misguided, gullible.

You are as sharp as owl teeth!

by The Owl Dentist October 31, 2017

Party Owls

(Noun)

Some one that stays up late, and also attends parties.

Kyle: it's getting really late and we're headed to another bar. I can't keep up.

Adam: yea, these guys go HAM. They're such party owls.

by davenconrad January 15, 2017

Barn-owled

The act of sneaking up behind someone and holding their head before turning it 180 degrees in the opposite direction, in a manner not unlike a barn owl swings it's head around in a single sweep.

Jack got barn-owled this morning in the ring.

by Gray Nightshade May 27, 2021