A stupid ass slut bag dating a bitch ass gay fuck that sucks long dick and she takes bubbas long cock in the asshole
by Thejakeward June 14, 2018
Get the Stupid bitch Allisonmug. Allison is the most amazing girl on the face of this planet. She can always make people feel happy, even in the worst of times. Her and I laugh more then we breath when we talk. She is the coolest girl alive, and I feel bad for ANYONE who isn't friends with her. Anyone who messes with her HEARS FROM ME. So watch out! I love you girl!
by skdjclkemnsn May 9, 2009
Get the Allison, Eileen's Best Friendmug. My pronouns are she but not her because I will never be HER... Allison. Allison is the baddest bitch strutting down the street in those chunky ass dr. martens. WE stan. Everyone goes to share tea just to catch a glimpse of her making some ABB a milk tea with extra boba. She always dresses in neutral colors so that she doesn't get attacked by animals in the wilderness. She's a girly who drives with the check engine light on and is surprised when the car explodes on the freeway. Next time you see Allison, please check her tire pressure. If you see her know she has a gorilla grip punani and isn't afraid to use it.
Allison stepped on me in her docs
omg really? she ran me over when her breaks stopped workin g
that's allison ig.
omg really? she ran me over when her breaks stopped workin g
that's allison ig.
by nxinoa May 19, 2022
Get the Allisonmug. (This is a joke) I am an Allison. Some words I would use to describe myself is: They am usually shy but they will open up to people when they get to know them. Dont get on their bad side. Can be mean. ALL boys fall for her but she wont fall for them. When she does fall she falls so hard its hard to get up. If you do manage to get her, dont let her go cause if you do youll regret it for the rest of your life. Youll be lucky to have her as a friend. She will make you smile when your around her. Dont be shy and get to know her. It wont be a mistake.
*This is Real*
My friends: Your so ugly
Me: ikr
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*Real*
Teacher: Write a slide show about yourself
Me: How are some ways to describe myself?
Teacher: Smart, talented, beautiful, artistic, funny
Me: Since when?
Teacher: Always
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Guy 1: Who was that? She was the hottest person Ive ever seen.
Guy 2: Bro you dont know her? Shes Allison.
Guy 1: Im gonna ask her out, bro.
Guy 3 : Don't bother, shes gonna be mine.
Guy 1: No man shes gonna be mine.
Guy 3: Well lets go over and see.
Guy 4: Lets hope you guys dont get rejected.
Guy 1: What do you mean
Guy 4: Havent heard? She already rejected half the school.
My friends: Your so ugly
Me: ikr
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*Real*
Teacher: Write a slide show about yourself
Me: How are some ways to describe myself?
Teacher: Smart, talented, beautiful, artistic, funny
Me: Since when?
Teacher: Always
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Guy 1: Who was that? She was the hottest person Ive ever seen.
Guy 2: Bro you dont know her? Shes Allison.
Guy 1: Im gonna ask her out, bro.
Guy 3 : Don't bother, shes gonna be mine.
Guy 1: No man shes gonna be mine.
Guy 3: Well lets go over and see.
Guy 4: Lets hope you guys dont get rejected.
Guy 1: What do you mean
Guy 4: Havent heard? She already rejected half the school.
by Rei Midoriya June 13, 2021
Get the Allisonmug. A friend you can always rely on. Super pretty with lots of freckles. Sometimes a bit aggressive. Smartest girl in the classroom, sometimes a little too smart. Doesn't fall for anything. You are lucky to get to hang out with her. Dont waste any time with her.
by rycate April 12, 2022
Get the Allisonmug. A business man and an entrepreneur born on September 26th, 1987 in Omoku Town, Nigeria. He is the founder of A.P.ALLISON ENTERPRISES.
by apallison December 11, 2020
Get the Alexander Pym Allisonmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
Get the Allison Virginia Juncomug.