Manuel Alejandro

A double latino boy whos dad is from Spain and whos mom is from Peru. He thinks he's funny but his Filipina gf is way funnier than him. He says he's inlove with her and most days she believes him but sometimes she thinks it's just because he's spanish and it's his primitive biological nature to colonise filipina girls. She doesn't mind tho :) He's super nice and kind and is lowkey perfect. Any girl would be extremely lucky to have him. His girl is lucky to have him :p

Person 1: Yo have u seen Manuel Alejandro and his gf?

Person 2: Omg yea i saw them together and i wanted to eat cement and i felt like i was in Spain without the "S"
Person 3: Theyre so perfect together

Person 4: Yea he probably has a large penis

by colonised filipina January 4, 2022

Artemii Verestun Alexandrovish

The most attractive male in this world he's handsome he loves pussy & bitches, dude he should be running peta. It is also a term used for a massive shlong.

"Dude he has such a huge Artemii Verestun Alexandrovish"
"Bro Artemii Verestun Alexandrovish is such a handsome guy"

by Anonymous52353w452354 March 16, 2022

Alejandro

A small creature who is very stubborn and everything he says has to be right.
Very intelligent, but really likes to sleep, good singing voice.

"I love you, Alejandro"

by Pebbles - September 12, 2011

alejandro

lady gaga's penis

lady gaga will p-p-p-poke your face with her alejandro

by Spicy Meatball July 9, 2010

Alejandro

One of the most hottest boys on tik tok, he could literally break my heart and I would apologize. Alejandro if your reading this please run me over with a car run 🏃🏻 ♀️ 🚗

Alejandro: tik tok is my life style

by Space.cowgirl_ November 14, 2019

Alejandro

Alejandro is someone who you would not want to meet

"Fuck here comes alejandro"

by Dtdyshdhdg January 3, 2017

Allesandro

Allesandro is a fun-loving, forgiving and sensitive young man. He is very kind and has many friends. He always helps people in need and puts others first. Get yourself an Allesandro!

Hey did you see Allesandro stand up to that bully yesterday?

by xxthetruthtellerxx April 10, 2017