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"Of course, that's the adult tax." Said dad.
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Get the Adult Shrubbery mug.A type of radio music, also known as AC, is a genre that isolates complexity. There is a subgenre of pop music that is called teen pop, including artists such as Little Mix, Ariana Grande, One Direction, Selena Gomez, etc. Adult Contemporary would completely avoid Teen Pop sounds and more focus on being alternative, complex and independent, the style would focus on sounding like soul, disco, r&b, funk, electronic, hard rock and pop from between the 60s and the 90s.
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Get the Adult Contemporary mug.Adultcore aesthetic: 9 to 5 office jobs; gray sky rise buildings; black coffee; capitalism; depression; this is your life once you turn the ripe age of 18.
Additionally, adult core is the choice to become older than dust itself and refusing to remember your own name because your new aesthetic lifestyle choice. It’s when you hit the sweet sweet age of 18 that you can adopt this new persona/era. With adult core, you lose all sense of time, direction, and purpose.
Additionally, adult core is the choice to become older than dust itself and refusing to remember your own name because your new aesthetic lifestyle choice. It’s when you hit the sweet sweet age of 18 that you can adopt this new persona/era. With adult core, you lose all sense of time, direction, and purpose.
Scenario 1:
Todd: Damn dude, you’ve chosen adultcore
Brian: Yes my good sir…join me for a cup of black coffee and perhaps an 8 hour shift?
Scenario 2:
Todd: After turning 18, I’ve become more mature. It’s time I take my place in capitalist society; it’s time I adopt the adultcore aesthetic.
Todd: Damn dude, you’ve chosen adultcore
Brian: Yes my good sir…join me for a cup of black coffee and perhaps an 8 hour shift?
Scenario 2:
Todd: After turning 18, I’ve become more mature. It’s time I take my place in capitalist society; it’s time I adopt the adultcore aesthetic.
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Get the Adult toys mug.When you're young, naive and marry someone who turns out to be a leech. So Mr./Mrs. Leech has gotten all comfy sucking on your teat, and even though you have finally come to your senses and are divorcing them, they now feel entitled to being taken care of by you. Go figure. Here's where you get to pay for your naivety, literally. Different from actual child support where you are taking care of a child with Adult child support, you guessed it, you get to continue to financially support adult Mr./Mrs. Leech. Since said Leech has no pride they will happily continue sucking your teat for as long as they are able. After all why should they be responsible for themselves, when you can be. Since most are deficient mentally you'd think you'd be able to get some sort of assistance from the state, maybe in the form of a disabled placard. You're being drained by Mr./Mrs. Leech, so the very least the state could do is let you park closer to the bank you have to go to monthly to keep Mr./Mrs. Leech attached to your teat. Alas as per usual you get nothing from being attached to Mr./Mrs. Leech. So you park in the furthest spot from the bank entrance. Get out of your car dragging the dead weight of said leech along, they're attached to your teat... remember, you go in and withdrawal the financial support they are entitled to for latching onto you so many years ago. This continues until, you die, they die or they find another teat that's bigger than yours and get them to put a ring on it.
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Can also be applied to a high school freshman who tries to roll with the seniors, while making an idiot out of himself in the process
Can also be applied to a high school freshman who tries to roll with the seniors, while making an idiot out of himself in the process
Have you seen that guy's kid? He's in middle school and talking about marriage and shit. Classic Vincent Adultman right there.
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