Faux Pod

The irritating and disturbing occurrence when the Shuffle feature of your iPod, which randomly selects which songs to play, chooses two incredibly wrong or innapropriate songs to play back-to-back.

Chris nearly choked on his beer as he heard his iPod switch from "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls to Perry Como's "Catch a Falling Star." He quickly skipped to the next song to deal with this huge faux pod.

by April S. November 6, 2008

Pod

A person who cannot spell or type very well; a child with special needs

That boy's a right Pod

by Meh April 25, 2003

Nook pod

A calming environment for humans. A hug for the brain.

Whoa bro, why don't you just Nook pod and chill.

by Nook America December 27, 2019

Tide pods

The act of emptying a tide pod and refilling it with male semen. And then proceeding to shove it up a females ass

I gave that bitch tide pods

by Hitlersforeskin22 December 7, 2019

PURPLE POD

A severely bruised scrotum.

I played social soccer on the weekend and the fullback kicked me right in the sack and I've woken up with a Purple Pod.

by Suck a Fkwit August 28, 2022

Tide Pod

The forbidden Fruit with the gush of a gusher and the toxicity of cyanide.

Dem old teeny-boppers are chewin on dem Tide Pods again.

by SaberxGilgamesh6978 May 3, 2018

pod bitch

a typically hot girl who fills pods with paint for a paintball player or team. she is usually a players girlfriend.

Dude did you see Jesse's new pod bitch? Damn she's hot.

by k'spodbitch September 5, 2011