All Toyota/Lexus drivers share one braincell. They can be typically seen camping in the left/passing lane. Toyota drivers are generally unaware of their surroundings, driving erratically and slow. Their vehicles sometimes have a dent on the rear bumper from going too slow or being terrible at maneuvering parking lots, rather common on Camrys.
When a Toyota driver decides to sell their vehicle, they think it's worth its weight in gold and list it way too high; a prime example of this is the Land Cruiser.
When a Toyota driver decides to sell their vehicle, they think it's worth its weight in gold and list it way too high; a prime example of this is the Land Cruiser.
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Need For Speed: pffftt... nerds.
Need For Speed: pffftt... nerds.
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If you drive this, you're either 65 years old, or 25 with no soul
You're actually here?!
If you drive this, you're either 65 years old, or 25 with no soul
You're actually here?!
A: "Why the hell does it look like it has no soul?"
B: "Who? The owner or the car?"
A: "Well, it's a Toyota Will Cypha, so both!"
B: "Who? The owner or the car?"
A: "Well, it's a Toyota Will Cypha, so both!"
by cyphalvr January 24, 2022
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A literal tank shaped like an SUV, and it's big brother of the legendary 4Runner!
They were released in the early 1950s as military based Jeep-like vehicles as the building structure on it still is to this day. Unfortunately Toyota stopped all sales on their new ones in North America in 2021 due to not having as much popularity as the Sequoias and 4Runners have. So because of that, the value is as high as Hunter Biden chilling in his bathtub at his Malibu home, and everyone wants one so fucking bad that we're at the point where it's extremely hard to find! If you're lucky, you could find one for maybe at least $20k with at least 200,000 miles on it and still be running like it only has 20k on it. But other than that, you're better off buying a Sequoia with the same engine and transmission as the Land Cruiser does. Or maybe the fancy version which is the Lexus LX which are still hard to find as well. The Land Cruisers are reliable as fuck! They will be driven under lakes, flooded by hurricane Ian, and/or get drenched by lava....... AND STILL RUN LIKE IT'S BRAND FUCKING NEW!!!!!! No wonder people like me are crazy about these vehicles!
They were released in the early 1950s as military based Jeep-like vehicles as the building structure on it still is to this day. Unfortunately Toyota stopped all sales on their new ones in North America in 2021 due to not having as much popularity as the Sequoias and 4Runners have. So because of that, the value is as high as Hunter Biden chilling in his bathtub at his Malibu home, and everyone wants one so fucking bad that we're at the point where it's extremely hard to find! If you're lucky, you could find one for maybe at least $20k with at least 200,000 miles on it and still be running like it only has 20k on it. But other than that, you're better off buying a Sequoia with the same engine and transmission as the Land Cruiser does. Or maybe the fancy version which is the Lexus LX which are still hard to find as well. The Land Cruisers are reliable as fuck! They will be driven under lakes, flooded by hurricane Ian, and/or get drenched by lava....... AND STILL RUN LIKE IT'S BRAND FUCKING NEW!!!!!! No wonder people like me are crazy about these vehicles!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can go nascar racing in an EF-5 tornado!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, if a street light pole falls on the vehicle, the pole will bend by the top of that mutherfucker and still have no dings whatsoever!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can scare away any unusual fish by driving like a maniac underneath the Mariana trench, while hitting rocks and underwater mountains and still running like brand fucking new!
THAT'S HOW DEPENDABLE THE LAND CRUISER IS!!!!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, if a street light pole falls on the vehicle, the pole will bend by the top of that mutherfucker and still have no dings whatsoever!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can scare away any unusual fish by driving like a maniac underneath the Mariana trench, while hitting rocks and underwater mountains and still running like brand fucking new!
THAT'S HOW DEPENDABLE THE LAND CRUISER IS!!!!
by Shb99 February 6, 2023
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(Passenger) woah man slow down
(friend) why I don't see any cops
(Passenger) you see that Black Toyota Camry pulled over there
(friend) yeah so
(Passenger) it's a cop, see how he's got part most of his window covered there
(friend) oh
(Passenger) yeah it's a speed trap
(friend) I should slow down then
(Passenger) woah man slow down
(friend) why I don't see any cops
(Passenger) you see that Black Toyota Camry pulled over there
(friend) yeah so
(Passenger) it's a cop, see how he's got part most of his window covered there
(friend) oh
(Passenger) yeah it's a speed trap
(friend) I should slow down then
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