A Maddison Soon

A unit of time roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for a squirrel to plan a road trip — enthusiastic at first, but with endless scenic detours. Commonly understood to mean anywhere between ‘later today’ and ‘the heat death of the universe.

"She said she'd be ready in a Maddison Soon, so I brought a tent and snacks."

by sedski April 26, 2025

Soon

A word used by authors meaning the audiobook will be out sometime between now and the time you die.

Book 7 audiobook will be out soon.

by R4747 June 17, 2018

SOON

1 MINUTE

WHEN YOU COMING ON RABBIT?
SOON

by jsvhibaebge December 27, 2016

Your definition will be reviewed soon

The same thing as saying "Your definition will never be reviewed"

Your definition will be reviewed soon. That's a lie

by childporn April 22, 2025

Soon

In a period of time determined by us.

harry: wen muteishon?
Garg: stfu, soon.
peter: wHy aRe YoU bUyInG $5k jOeGs

by anonpseudonym69 August 14, 2021

Soon Keong

Soon Keong is a passive weirdo that tends to have a welcoming and attractive aura. They may have a chaotic and/or psychotic side to them which some may find interesting. Regardless, they treasure friendships over family and treats others with much respect.

Soon Keong is a very fun person!

by Milfs4Lyfe November 23, 2021

Yeon Soon

She is the most intelligent and capable woman this world has ever known. She is poised, strong, and independent. If you mess with Yeon Soon, you will know immediately you have made a terrible mistake. If you give her the love and respect she deserves, you will come to enjoy the most true love and care imaginable. She is one of a kind, and that is why you only see one definition here of her excellence. She is a true queen among women.

Yeon Soon is the light of my life.

by ukrainianlady November 24, 2021