sure as a pickle

Being 'sure as a pickle' means not being very sure at all. Using this phrase often gives a sense of false hope, as it sounds like an optimistic phrase while actually being quite pessimistic.

Pickles are very unsure organisms, as shown by their common trait of rolling around on tables. This behavior is caused by the existence of their many bumps, which bother them to no extent. They feel bad for each and every one of these bumps, which they must lie on and crush, no matter which way they roll. Thus, they must keep moving.

Nothing is ever less sure than a pickle.

Person 1: So, is our plan still on for tonight?
Person 2: Um, probably.
Person 1: You sure?
Person 2: I'm as sure as a pickle!
The next day...
Person 1: You didn't show up! What happened?
Person 2: I told you, I was as sure as a pickle, which is really not very sure at all.

by Rolls With Pickles August 4, 2009

sea pickle

A human turd floating freely in any body of water. More specifically, the ocean.

While catching some waves, I made contact with a sea pickle

by Nick T. April 23, 2006

pickle sniffer

a man who actively looks for men to pick up.

This pickle sniffer wouldn't stop staring at my boyfriend.

by dee October 1, 2004

Floppy Pickle

A penis; a pickle served at fast food restaurants.

-Oh ze floppy pickle in ze sandvich ohh ze mayonaise
-Damn they gave me a floppy pickle

by Popenduricecream January 30, 2004

sea pickle

When you take a dump in the ocean.

It's late in your summer house and everyone is getting ready i.e. the bathrooms are full so you run out to the ocean to take a sea pickle.

by Katherine Escobar April 24, 2006

dilly of a pickle

it's a problem or something that stumps you.

Dave:how do we get that cat down from the tree?

Lyndsay: I'm not sure, that's a dilly of a pickle!

by Jane_22 June 14, 2005

pickle tits

A set of tits, male or female, that are elongated, sagging, and covered in zits. This type of tits are generally found on fat people with poor hygiene and are unmistakable when unclothed.

Look at that fat kid standing around over there with his shirt off. His pickle tits sure are making me hungry.

by p0wnzor August 11, 2009