melvin

Melvin is a term used to describe a idiot / person that is mentally ill/challenged or unstable

Your jokes aren't funny, your restarted and your a Melvin

by Thepersonwhodoestuflikemostppl November 19, 2023

Melvin

Laura’s amazing, precious boyfriend. godly in bed 😻best kisser !! cutest fat cheeks you’ll ever see

you wish you had a Melvin.

by laura 🕸 November 21, 2021

coltin melvin

is big sexy and belongs to aerial and chloe

coltin melvin is so sexy

by aerialsexy December 12, 2021

Sticky Melvin

When you melt a snickers bar between your butt cheeks and then immediately put the same snickers bar in between your partners butt cheeks.

The wife and I did the Sticky Melvin last night

by Ridiculosophy August 9, 2022

Melvin

a nigga with a big ass dick

Melvin pounded my chocolate starfish yesterday and it still hurts

by faggotniggergaming2 February 7, 2025

melvin

a person who is a total nerd during the years 1998-2002

these guys are such Melvins

by @mrkulci August 24, 2018

steaming melvin

when a woman gives oral sex to a man while he is sitting on the toilet pooping

Jane gave John a steaming melvin at the truck stop.

by Mavennica February 1, 2010