Let’s do an arching contest, oh wait Mandy, I
forgot, you can’t!
Dirty Mandy can’t do these contest with her broken back
forgot, you can’t!
Dirty Mandy can’t do these contest with her broken back
by TheGayRiley May 15, 2025

Chad: Yo bro, is that Mandy?
Depressed Man: Who's Mandy?
Chad: Man deez nuts barely fit in yo mouth.
Depressed Man: *explodes into dust*
Depressed Man: Who's Mandy?
Chad: Man deez nuts barely fit in yo mouth.
Depressed Man: *explodes into dust*
by Myra D. N. May 7, 2021

Jam time play owner. Famous Tik-Toker. Also happens to be an absolute smokeshow and milf. Anyone would tap that.
Perk: Yo have you seen Mandy Sim today
Lerk: yes bro she's such a milf
Perk: I would tap that shit
(perk then fucks lerk)
Lerk: yes bro she's such a milf
Perk: I would tap that shit
(perk then fucks lerk)
by mandyishot May 11, 2023

by childgroomer June 12, 2023


Men by the name of Fernando who take their gf to all 49er games and all events so that it looks like he cares but is a cover for her supervision. Fernando’s rather not ask cuz they know they will be denied a night out with the boys.
Mandi was invited to a football game by the boys and says he is taking his girl because it is a tradition.
by Jfrg2 February 15, 2023

one direction obsessed. very sweet and always replies quickly. listens to you very well and is incredibly funny
person 1: "look, it's mandy <3"
person 2: "ah, isn't she obsessed with one direction?"
person 1: "she is!"
person 2: "ah, isn't she obsessed with one direction?"
person 1: "she is!"
by coolcooliloveyou November 20, 2021
