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Kevin

A guy named Kevin is usually an aesthetic simp that enjoys Travelers Club Vodka, eating ass pre-workout, purchasing tinder gold, and screaming rip Cris rip Sam while listening to country music and drowning his sorrows in shitty vodka.
I cant believe that guy he is such a Kevin.
by Fact=Fact April 9, 2020
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Kevin

Kevin’s are a fat ugly fuck, unibrow and un healthy, fish bowl in hockey, bench warmer and the friend groups rag doll
Kevin is so weird
by Mr ottigali September 9, 2019
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kevin

loud, annoying, obnoxious he is someone you want to kill every time you hear his voice, he is short, and weak he could get beat up by a feather
omg i HATE kevin i want to punch him
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Kevin

A shitty manager who has no emotion and constantly pulls starters early and replaces them with the bullpen, usually to less than stellar results; a pussy
Bob: Climb that tree.
Joe: No, I’m scared.
Bob: Stop being such a fucking Kevin.
by pizzajona August 12, 2019
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kevins

1. The fans of Evan and Katelyn gaming streams on twitch and youtube.
2. The zombie villagers in minecraft
3. The villagers with a death wish in minecraft.
"We are all Kevin's on this glorious day!"
"Oh a Kevin spawned. I must capture him and cure him to grow my dying minecraft village"
"We have to protect the Kevins from themselves."
by Humblycrumbly April 8, 2020
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Kevin

A dry person who has no emotions laughs like a cardboard box and has a beer belly. His voice puts you to sleep and he is the boy version of a Karen. Most kevin's are known to be born in the 90's.
Kevin : Guys do your work

Felisha : No, you already bored me to my death
by shdjhsdvsvw3 September 9, 2020
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Kevin

Dude 1:Man that guy is shorter than Alex

Dude 2:Yeah that's Kevin
by N_O_TAlex January 1, 2018
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