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Jeffrey

Jeffrey is a racist narcissist who everyone loves for some reason. He has lots of friends and can come off as lovable and trustworthy. He is very goofy but don’t be fooled by that act. In the end he only cares about his ego and what all his friends think of him. If he says he loves you, don't believe it. Jeffrey always has hoes on his dick because of how popular he is. Dont think its because of his looks because he has the worst hair in the world. Literally wtf was he thinking getting bangs with a mullet. Smh the only thing he has going for his looks is his ocean blue eyes. Plus, for as many sports as that boy plays it sure as hell does not look like it. (Not OnE bit)
But dont believe a word that boy says because its all an act, an illusion even. The second he finds a girl with bigger tits then you, he’ll drop you faster then a fly off a wall. Don't even be affected by it because in the end you’ll look back and ask yourself why you put up with a controlling, racist, homophobic, sexist, 2 inch dick boy. You’ll ask why you put up with being told to go make a sandwich or go back to the kitchen or how he would constantly say the N word hard R, or how he called lots of people the F slurr. In the end, OVOID THIS MAN CHILD AT ALL COSTS.
Guy 1: Um whos that?
Guy 2: Thats Jeffrey
Guy 1: … He just said the N word and hes white
Everyone: oop
by anonymous July 14, 2022
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Jeffreyed

When you are goigg to bought as a slave by a guy named Jeffery but then he actually doesn't buy you and let's you live your life on your own
Hah you got jeffreyed, your free to go
by The Russian Racoon March 25, 2022
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Jeffrey Dauhmer

A cuisine for the American made out of surviver flesh and children organs.
I had a Jeffrey Dauhmer last night at the cult party
by HeheBurghir November 24, 2020
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Jeffrey

The male equivalent of a Karen; A Jeffrey is a gentleman who threatens to take his business elsewhere if he doesn’t get his way.
When GameStop told Mark he had to wait 2 hours to get his game, he acted like a “Jeffrey” and threatened to take his business elsewhere.
by FantastJoeKing July 19, 2020
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Jeffrey

Jeffrey, a really gay guy with a huge nose that most kids make fun of. Hes a tru nibba and is really good at video games. He will be a virgin all his life and loves to masturbate to his classmates photos on schoology. But all in all his dick is really tiny, but his heart is big.
Girl: omfg jeffrey is so gay
Guy: ikr.
Girl: his nose is huge
by Bigpeen32 May 15, 2019
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Jeffrey

Jensin: Jeffrey you’re ugly asf
Jeffrey: I know
by Sis snapped September 19, 2018
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Jeffrey

A retarded bitch who punches you in the face and then makes you apologize the next day.
by Yood Good November 10, 2020
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