darren is a rare specimen, they typically have these traits ;
(1) an amazing sense of humor, everybody in the room will laugh at their jokes. darren's laugh lights up the room, but their laugh is exclusive. they dont laugh at anything, his laugh is too magical for that :D.
(2) an infectious laugh, they have the best laughs, ones that light up the entire room. their laugh instantly infects everybody in the room.
(3) last but not least, phenomenal personalities :D if u ever find a darren, make sure to lock them up in ur closet and swallow the key. coz they'll always be by ur side, they are the most loyal and faithful creatures on this planet. they are easy to get along with <3 they'll always be there for you and they can always make you smile with their amazing sense of humor. they never struggle to make you happy:3. if you let a darren in your life, they'll brighten up your life. darrens have immense beauty and talent in the arts, they have extreme talent in the arts. anything they produce comes our magical and one of a kind. they are passionate and can triumph through any situation. they will make you feel like the most special person in this world, they'll make you feel out of this world. they're great as lovers, and will always prioritize you over anybody and anything. they'll make you feel like your dreaming (in a good way ^^).
a darren will take over your mind, like a plague.
(1) an amazing sense of humor, everybody in the room will laugh at their jokes. darren's laugh lights up the room, but their laugh is exclusive. they dont laugh at anything, his laugh is too magical for that :D.
(2) an infectious laugh, they have the best laughs, ones that light up the entire room. their laugh instantly infects everybody in the room.
(3) last but not least, phenomenal personalities :D if u ever find a darren, make sure to lock them up in ur closet and swallow the key. coz they'll always be by ur side, they are the most loyal and faithful creatures on this planet. they are easy to get along with <3 they'll always be there for you and they can always make you smile with their amazing sense of humor. they never struggle to make you happy:3. if you let a darren in your life, they'll brighten up your life. darrens have immense beauty and talent in the arts, they have extreme talent in the arts. anything they produce comes our magical and one of a kind. they are passionate and can triumph through any situation. they will make you feel like the most special person in this world, they'll make you feel out of this world. they're great as lovers, and will always prioritize you over anybody and anything. they'll make you feel like your dreaming (in a good way ^^).
a darren will take over your mind, like a plague.
by loomisme December 8, 2023
Get the darrenmug. darren is a guy that has a gyatt and the hips every girl wants, they really don't lie like shakira. he's short and annoying and his jokes are never as funny as he thinks they are.
get a Darren as a friend you will never run out of things to make fun of!
get a Darren as a friend you will never run out of things to make fun of!
by Amazing writer! November 21, 2023
Get the Darrenmug. 
by anonymous March 2, 2023
Get the Darrenmug. Darren’s are a well hung bunch, just relax and enjoy the ride! You will never be Disappointed with the DARREN .
by Happy Darren lover April 17, 2022
Get the Darrenmug. The most hardcore of hardcore Apple fans, they can’t justify why they like Apple products other than “it’s Apple!”
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