Cat

An animal that hates you just as much as you hate it

Ash, you really need to get a cat

by Countess Random June 15, 2017

Cat

A rather small part of the feline family. A cousin of the racoon feline.

Hey look at this cool cat.

by nmcfv xfdrjnbffjdreonkhdfritm April 24, 2020

Cat

the best thing ever the meaning of life and a lucky sign

Cats rule!

by kennyemerald March 17, 2017

Cat

The cutest animal on the entire planet, and if you think other wise you can catch these hands.

This cat is very cute.

by Princess_Wario October 4, 2021

Cat

Cat - a small Feline. Cats are the most popular house pet, beating out dogs. Dogs can be annoyingly eager to please, while cats don't give a hoot about what you want or think. It's all about themselves!

When I set my cat down someplace, she immediately moves because it wasn't her idea to be there.

by Punnerguy September 10, 2016

Cat

Funny looking dog abomination

Jared: Hey dud wuts a cat
Dipshit: A mutated and weird ass dog

by OHYEAHDADDY;) November 18, 2020

cat

a bipedal animal with pointed ears and lots of human food is toxic to them

person 1: did you feed the cat their cat food
person 2: no
cat: I FUCKING NEED FOOD

by im a fucking idiot March 8, 2022