baker smile

the facial expression you get when you know something bad just happened.
baker smile is durived quite often. mostly during such events that involve conspiring with jade, put in the same room as a stamilton or a jim, and especially, the most dangerous, when leaving a baker alone for too long
by Jennyfer April 22, 2005
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drew baker

A guy , whose full name is usually Andrew. Can be an ass hole at times but tends to care for others unconditionally. Usually a tall guy. He is good looking and intelligent. They usually have very large penises and tend to satisfy anyone.
by hahahhahsick December 23, 2014
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Baker's Chocolate

Licking a girls asshole after a sweaty activity (like going to the gym)
"After Megan got home from the gym, she took off her sweaty panties and bent over the bed, and i just had to get me some baker's chocolate dude"
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baker media

A place where males look at boobies, and everyone engages in silly and serious discussion.
Hey dude, let me suck your baker media

Put that baker media in my ass you fucking whore

One time I stepped in some hot fresh baker media and I almost slipped and fell on the shit maker.
by Bronko June 26, 2006
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anita baker

1. n. Grammy winning r&b singer.

2. adj. cheesy, lame, and/or ridiculous.
OMG! This movie is so anita baker!
by grace! January 25, 2008
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Bakers Wife

To be married to someone with the name of Mr. Baker and be a man
by MoldyTaint6969 November 17, 2021
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Conner baker

Loves watching porn with brother and his mom great person 4 you
Creamed his mom
Uses a dildo broke it in his buttocks

Died tomorrow

lop sided head
Conner baker died tonight
by Fnnfjfndn November 21, 2019
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