by Dehydratedninja December 16, 2020
The act of an Eskimo hyper fapping.
A person of Yupik or Inuit decent who can masturbate faster than people of other origin.
A person of Yupik or Inuit decent who can masturbate faster than people of other origin.
I told her the only way I could cum is if she performs the Eskimo Piledriver. She broke both her arms.
He is just fapping as fast as he can, eskimo piledriving that shit.
He is just fapping as fast as he can, eskimo piledriving that shit.
by DrStraynge January 10, 2012
by Merry Poppins July 03, 2019
The act of feverishly masturbating preferably with ski goggles and ear muffs into a fully locked and loaded leaf blower. Expelling your full exfoliating load of hot man syrup directly onto but not limited to face and or chest area for the ultimate boomerang effect.
So me and the boys huddled up in the garage last night created the ultimate Eskimo dreamcatcher circle while doing peyote and ecstasy.
Verb: You have been dream catched. BITCH!
Verb: You have been dream catched. BITCH!
by Cum with the wind July 17, 2022
first rim asshole with animal fat of choice; ranging from crisco to whale blubber. then add round frozen berries, put ice cube in mouth and bon appetit.
it was my bitches birthday so I treated her to an Eskimo salad.
I’m still picking my teeth from that Eskimo salad.
I’m still picking my teeth from that Eskimo salad.
by akokay June 03, 2019
When two males rub the heads of their penis' together. It is like docking for two people that don't have foreskin.
Erik and Keith won't come out to the bar with us tonight, they are too busy giving each other eskimo kisses.
by snoboybil January 21, 2011
by McApplejuiceBox February 03, 2013