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shrek

do you believe in shrek?
by a really really stupid person October 29, 2019
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shrek

shrek is a fat ogre that used to work at a uama ny manhaatan and now that has been traped in turkey. also known as adolf hitler, and oil.
work at ny manhattan at uama shrek.
by fat 11 November 8, 2017
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the shrek

When Bill Belichick throws a belt around the grey hoodie.
by typex December 25, 2007
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shrek

a gigantic blonde girl who attends Key West High School and is utterly grotesque. She somehow has mangaged to date an ok looking male, which has left scientists who also attend utterly stupified for many weeks. If you or anyone you know has any information or ideas about how this has come about please contact me. Thanx ^^ :)

From the Words of a very intelligent individual: Very simple... Men can only think with one brain at a time... He was thinking with the lower head. :)
Holy shit! Look! It's SHREK everyone! ITS SHREK!! >>.... Wheres the donkey?

Little girl: Looook mommy! LOOOOK!!! *points*
by Yer Ass February 28, 2005
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shrek

slang word 4 weed, mary j or wateva u guys call it.
yo dude, you wanna come chill at mine, i just bought a 20 bag of shrek.
by anonymous........ January 12, 2006
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shrek

shrek lives in turkey and flew a plane to manhattan and made a small swamp school with 4 kids and shreks them every second. Shrek also tries to catch some one on there laptop and then win he finds out it is school work he will say: "Yaaa get out man!". before i shrek you 10000000 times more.
shrek is stuck in turkey!!
by fat 11 November 9, 2017
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shrek

A word that elementary school kids use for their own entertainment.
Haha, dude. Shrek got rekt-bwAHAH!
by BurgerBoyBob February 6, 2017
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