an awkard manhoe who wants to get in every girls pants, isnt very attractive, and has a bad acne problem.
by ksdahfkj January 13, 2008
Get the Kylemug. A super kind friend who is always willing to kick the shit out of someone for you. He’ll always have your back even if no one else does. Kyle is a very loyal guy who may get hyped up on mt. dew from time to time but is pretty laid back for the most part. Kyle knows how to make someone laugh even at the dumbest shit. If you have a Kyle in your life make sure you don’t let him go because no one is as good of a friend as he is.
by Shortie04 December 18, 2019
Get the Kylemug. A guy who is pretty much an asshole and is probably short. He’s funny sometimes and is a total simp when he finds the right girl. Kyle is definitely way cool when he’s not around his annoying friends. Yes, this is targeted towards YOU Kyle.
by itsme0 December 22, 2021
Get the Kylemug. A asexual sub-species of human, who is born by punching a hole through drywall, in which will activate a portal to the Monster Energy Fountain. The Drywall will mix with the Monster Energy to form Kyle- Destroyer of Walls.
You see that guy pushing kids off the top of the playground at the park?
Yeah, that's a purebred Kyle in his natural Habitat.
Yeah, that's a purebred Kyle in his natural Habitat.
by TMase95 June 20, 2019
Get the Kylemug. Kyle is a male that most likely is blonde, drinks Monster and replies with the driest comments and phrases like “oof” and “tuff”
by yourdadandyourmom November 10, 2019
Get the Kylemug. Kyle is the friend of a lifetime. He is exceeds at everything he does and also exceeds at making friends, he is a bit socially awkward, but I could care less because of how good of a friend he is!
by timtomtack October 16, 2019
Get the Kylemug. Kyle is one of the best people you can ever meet in your life. If you come across one, keep him close. He's a person who should be cherished greatly and you should always let a Kyle know how much he really means to you. He will always be there for you to cheer you up. Never take him for granted. You will never meet someone as funny and caring as Kyle. Consider yourself lucky if you know a Kyle. If you are a Kyle, you should know that you are the best person out there. Every Kyle is unique and not all drink monster. Some Kyle's are sensitive and like to have nice calls with you and cycle crazy distances. He may also have a thing for legs but if you see his you will see why he loves legs. Kyle, you are so, so loved. Happy birthday my friend :)
"Did you see that guy over there? He gives off the most immaculate vibe ever."
"Yeah that's Kyle. He's the best cyclist I've ever seen. I'm proud to call him my best friend."
"Yeah that's Kyle. He's the best cyclist I've ever seen. I'm proud to call him my best friend."
by NightElvesAreBetterThanWorgens November 9, 2020
Get the Kylemug.