Improbable, or highly unlikely; about as likely as the chance that "maybe" means "yes" rather than "no."; An unbelievable eventuality.
"What, from here? On the off-chance of a maybe that you make this basket, I'll wash BOTH your cars."
Person 1:"Its today? I didn't study!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, you won't fail!"
Person 1 sarcastically: "Sure I won't! On the off-chance of a maybe Mr. Hickerman forgot to bring the exam today!"
Person 1:"Its today? I didn't study!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, you won't fail!"
Person 1 sarcastically: "Sure I won't! On the off-chance of a maybe Mr. Hickerman forgot to bring the exam today!"
by AllThatIsGold October 4, 2017
Get the off-chance of a maybemug. Furry Chance Week lasts from 6th november to 12th november and is a way for furries to redeem themselves
For the furry’s perspective they can fake redeeming but must either admit before end of the week or fold
For the furry’s perspective they can fake redeeming but must either admit before end of the week or fold
Danny: we have to kill the furries
Jack: but its furry chance week, just give em a chance
Kevin: owo whats dis?
Jack: but its furry chance week, just give em a chance
Kevin: owo whats dis?
by WatsAPseudonymGuys12345 November 3, 2022
Get the Furry Chance Weekmug. The game was nearing its end...
All sings pointed to Arle winning, and everyone accepted the fact happily. She performed well in minigames and made smart decisions.
But then...
On the last turn, the most productive property was given to a random player... and that player was Birdo, who kept investing in watermills.
The game ended at that moment, and when the points were calculated, Birdo was deemed the winner.
Birdo was obviously happy, but everyone else in the room, including Arle, muttered three words:
"Chance Time Twist".
All sings pointed to Arle winning, and everyone accepted the fact happily. She performed well in minigames and made smart decisions.
But then...
On the last turn, the most productive property was given to a random player... and that player was Birdo, who kept investing in watermills.
The game ended at that moment, and when the points were calculated, Birdo was deemed the winner.
Birdo was obviously happy, but everyone else in the room, including Arle, muttered three words:
"Chance Time Twist".
by ChameleonDragon November 16, 2019
Get the Chance Time Twistmug. When you or someone accidentally or intentionally rubbed your dick with isopropyl alcohol or pain relieving liniment.
Carl: Why are you walking as if your dick's on fire?
Mark: My girlfriend punished me for cheating by giving me the Cloudy with a chance of HEATballs treatment.
Mark: My girlfriend punished me for cheating by giving me the Cloudy with a chance of HEATballs treatment.
by SpankyRigor August 14, 2021
Get the Cloudy with a chance of HEATballsmug. what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible. the chance of a snowball surviving in hell
by dboyfromdahood May 10, 2012
Get the A snowball's chance in hellmug. When you are having anal sex with your partner and they begin to poop diarrhea during sex, and instead of stopping you continue to push through the waves of poop.
She just kept shitting all over him but he kept going. Guess you can say they were doing a Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.
by Prof. Marik August 23, 2011
Get the Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.mug. A sexual act. When a man or woman stands over their lover and proceeds to fart and pee on them creating the effect of Thunder and Showers with the final act of defecating on their forehead. The meat ball...
by AntNBun January 12, 2016
Get the Cloudy with a chance of Meatballsmug.