cock chaos

when a group of terrosists wear overcoats with erection while bombing a important U.S. building. Sometimes involving rape.
CNN: Today George W. was raped by 50 middle eastern terrosist during a bomb threat at the white house, it was cock chaos
by Carnal Asshole Maneuver June 12, 2009
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Chaos Control

In the card game Yu-Gi-Oh!, a form of deck that utilizes 'chaos monsters' and other cards to remove the opponent's monsters from play and generally wreak havoc on their deck, usually with overpowering and, usually, unstoppable 'doomsday' effects. Also known as Dimension Control
In the Traditional format, Chaos Control was king, but now that the Advanced format has banned CED, Chaos Control just isn't what it used to be, anymore.
by SynjoDeonecros November 29, 2004
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kings of chaos

best online gmae ever. it f****** rulz.

play it. or die. its that easy
Kings of chaos is so awesome

LS is the worst KoC player
by james doe March 22, 2005
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chaos theory

Tony's (aka Balb) understanding of the world and the way it works, including his style of thinking, talking, typing, and most importantly, Tony Classics...

Has once been refered to as a separate religion, Balboaism.
"I'm just goin to have to dissapoint ur day" - Tony Classic originated from his chaos theory
by Danny P December 05, 2005
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Ruins of Chaos

A game based off of the popular MMORPG Kings of Chaos. Named so because Kings of Chaos is now RUINED thanks to some idiotic changes made by the game admins. Some of which are the in game recruiter and the changing of the sabotage feature.

Ruins of Chaos is classified (by the creators) as a MMORPG (Massively Miniscule Online Role Playing Game). It is more like old style Kings of Chaos and therefore, much better than the current Kings of Chaos.
RoC > KoC
Kings of Destruction is the best alliance in RoC and you should therefore play the game and join them.
#kings_of_destruction on irc.cyanide-x.net is home of some of the coolest Ruins of Chaos players.
by LoyalRage October 27, 2008
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General Chaos

1) A person who cannot get to grips with anything other than southpaw when playing first or third person shooters.

2) A person who throws a tantrum when he cant aim up close or accidently does a 180degree turn.
For f**ks sake. IM PRESSING THE F**KING BUTTON AND ALL I GET IS GENERAL CHAOS!11!!1one!!!
by Bruce Foley April 30, 2004
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Chaos Whore

An immensely irrational, over-dramatic and unjustifiably insane woman. More often than not, the mother of your spouse.
A: Baby, OMG your mother is such a chaos whore!

B: Why do you say that?

A: Cuz I swear her main goal in life is to ruin us and to cut my nuts off..

B: Oh NO! Those are MY nuts to cut off, you fuck. Now stop defaming my sweet mother.. its not her fault that the whole world loves to see her weep and is out to get her.. I should castrate you for even thinking that about her!

A: Jesus, Baby.. you are a fucking chaos whore, too.
by Pepperchini October 14, 2008
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