TV Movie

A movie (usually based on a kids show on Nickeloden) that isn't good enough to be in the Movie Theater and debuts on television.
Nickeloden Producer #1: I'm bored!

Nickeloden Producer #2: Hey, I know. Lets make a TV Movie of (enter crappy television show) and make a quick buck.

Nickeloden Producer #1: Sweet, kids watch will anything!

Producers Laugh
by Sir Master K June 3, 2006
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Spike TV

"Nashville Network" Version 2 disguised under a different name and lack of squaredancing shows.
The first network for men. Because we know how all men share a brain.
by jen September 6, 2004
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internet tv

A new form of television that is way better and way more up to date than standard television. Instead of paying $100 for a cable package for nothing that is worth watching, try paying 49.99 a month for some high speed local broadband and you will get worth the money. Probably will replace standard cable and will be part of our TV's. You will get any show out there...you can watch Beavis and Butthead at 2 in the morning. Most of it's free and you don't have to pay premium service for quality porn.
I am watching Spongebob at 4 am with my new awesome internet TV.
by Kyle 230 February 10, 2010
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peak tv

The time period (roughly 2014 to 2018) during which society has devoted the maximum possible amount of resources to production of original television programming.
"Era of Peak TV Continues With 487 Scripted Shows in 2017." (Wall Street Journal)
by uksglass February 22, 2018
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TV fart

The popping noise made by a television from heat causing the plastic to expand.
"What the fuck was that?"
"That was a TV fart. The heat caused the plastic to expand, building up pressure that was just now released."
by Coaxke October 11, 2007
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TV Tourette's

Whilst watching a film, someone loudly blurts out all of the other films and TV shows the current actor/actress has been in before.
"OOH! That's the guy from The Sopranos! And The Mexican! And he was in an episode of Law & Order!" Dude, you have TV Tourette's!
by Daddy Mac November 27, 2012
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tv hammer

A hammer that is used to smash a TV.
John: Check it out! I got a new flatscreen TV.
Fred: I'll grab the TV hammer.
John: Nooooo!
by ManMan36 May 20, 2016
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