Middlesex Cricket

A euphemism for lesbianism, most commonly used in the UK

the calculating creationist may consider Middlesex Cricket to be inherently evil

by internalcat May 31, 2011

cricket whites

The white legs of a man who never or rarely wears shorts in the summer. Compared to his tanned colleagues, he appears to be wearing cricket whites.

I see you are wearing your cricket whites

by terryterryd May 29, 2009

Crumb Cricket

The slur (derogatory term) that targets small children or those with below average height.

"The neighbors f*cken crumb cricket was chirping his a*s off last night and I couldn't get any sleep."

by Pelpy March 24, 2022

bump that cricket

To take a strong pulsing hit off of anything smokeable

Yo Doobie you wanna' bump that cricket?

by SSJ4GOGETA October 29, 2020

Quiver Cricket

A female archer who wears short shorts or tight jeans, shooter shirts,cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a shooter shirt. Often found twisting around the practice range or getting railed in the sponsor trailers. Shoots competition archery and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like new release or the latest arrow. Rumor has it she knows how to nock. ->>--JB---->

Wasn't that girl wearing a blue shooter shirt last shoot yeah she's a quiver cricket its yellow this shoot it could be red the next

by Shades of camo August 10, 2019

fender cricket

A person who hangs on and around the fender of a vehicle that is being worked on by a mechanic and asks stupid distracting questions about what u are doing and acts like they know what he is talking about but really doesn't.

I can't get shit done with all these damn fender crickets around.

by motech January 20, 2015

Cricketers double

To sleep with both a mum and daughter either at the same time or over a period of time

Thompson slept with his ex's mum last saturday, the old cricketers double

by Ducky_boys April 27, 2017