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Erotic material made to brainwash you.

Porn is a highly addictive drug and leads to problems such as depression, having no friends, being antisocial etc.
Not consuming porn includes effects such as the following:

Super strength, teleportation, flight, high IQ, lots of bitches, being respected, energy boost, increased testosterone, increased confidence, transcend reality, and so on. (If I list everything, there's not gonna be enough space here)
by edranka October 3, 2024
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choke porn

watching someone choke so hard, it makes your phallus throttle
omg how did they lose that lead! that's choke porn right there
by stresspacito October 14, 2018
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boomer porn

Boomer porn is Fox News, America One Network and other hyperpartisan conservative media outlets. It can also be outrageous videos from hyper partisan conservative politicians and commentators.
All my father does all day, is watch Boomer porn
by The Big Labiaoski November 28, 2021
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Porn

It's nice
Person 1: do you watch porn

Person 2: yea, it's nice
by Onesexydonnie November 14, 2020
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Porn

The absolute hottest, graphic, carnal and sensual material that can be accessed via a plethora of mediums including magazines, television programs, books and the internet. This product is mostly utilised by those wishing to masturbate, however porn subsequently causes a prevalent influx of unrealistic expectations of the sexual world.
Porn is absolutely amazing, especially when you type up "hot, oiled, juicy pussies penetrated close-up."
by Definer of "Porn" January 12, 2023
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Porn hub

A website where you can see some pretty kinky shit
I went on porn hub last night it was so kinky that I had to clear my history
by Mmmweed69 February 8, 2020
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Healthy porn

Healthy porn is a term for the underlying sexualization of things to appeal to an audience. Originating from South Korea, many know/see it in Korean pop culture.
Person 1:
“Have you seen the new Kpop girl group Young Posse?”

Person 2:
“Yes, why?”

Person 1:
“It’s obvious the company knows about and is using healthy porn as marketing for the group. Posse sounds similar to pussy and their song Macaroni Cheese has lowkey sexual lyrics, the music video also has sexual depictions. It’s disgusting when all the members in the group are minors.”

Person 2:
“That reminds me of the controversy with the Kpop girl group NewJeans’s song Cookie”

Person 1:
“Yeah, it’s a way of marketing since they can’t completely sexualize them to the public due to them being minors. They cover it up with young teen concepts like love and heartbreak songs so it seems more fitting, but ultimately they are exploiting the girls and forcing them into a phase and a concept they are not yet in themselves.”

Person 2:
“Oh my god.. Justice for the members of Young Posse and NewJeans!!”
by MornUp November 25, 2023
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