limbless spider

Dude I don't fucking know

You're evil if you make a limbless spider

by Dingle Dongle sucks for taking October 19, 2017

slut slider

Slut slider is a sliding glass door that is used to sneak people in and out of a bedroom before/after sexual intercourse.

While his friends were watching a movie in the living room Rob used the slut slider in his room to nail tracy

by dru-bear November 24, 2017

flaming spider

Everyone’s ideal image of what to do with a spider, yet so volitle it can burn an apartment complex down.

I wanted to turn that bastard into a flaming spider! But I was afraid it would light my mattress on fire.

by Shortbus May 2, 2018

Mr.Spiderfingers

A nickname to give to anyone who's fingers are so long they resemble a spider crawling along the neck of a cello, bass or even the nonexistent neck of a piano. This person will undoubtedly be sexy.

"Holy cow, look at him play! That guy's got Spiderfingers"
"I think I'll call him Mr.Spiderfingers."

by The Devil's ex January 24, 2018

cockmeat slider

A typical cockmeat sandwich but In slider form. For when you need your cockmeat sandwich on the go and don’t have the hand capacity or time for an old fashioned cockmeat hoagie. People usually consume more than one during a sitting.

Glen: “oh darn my train to Baltimore leaves in 5 minutes, I’m so hungry”
Keith: “you should of gotten a cockmeat slider like me, they’re perfect for on the go trips”!

by Grizlord JR. January 29, 2018

monkey slide

A monkey slide means an old metal playground slide in piece of vintage playground equipment from years ago between the Early 1900s to the 1990s.

An old Metal Slide in an Old Playground is a monkey slide.

by Tominator 1401. May 5, 2018

Oregon Slider

When one shits in a hot dog and the man ejaculates on top of the hot dog, then puts his penis in the middle of the shitty hot dog while the girl eats it.

Bro, Jim gave Kary a Oregon Slider last night, I heard it got messy when it was done.

by WEABO 3000 February 17, 2018