Probably because I ate all those sandwiches

A go-to excuse for why you did something for no reason

Probably because I ate all those sandwiches should not be used when describing why you ate all those sandwiches. Do not include a time period that you ate all of those sandwiches

John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."

Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."

by ChrisTheCracker July 8, 2017

Potato Sandwich

where you put chips in a sandwich. I could describe it in three words So Fucking Awesome

Yo try this. what is it A potato sandwich

by lit boy 1234 October 22, 2018

Can Sandwich

When you have beer for lunch rather than food.

Hey, are you hungry? We’re about to throw burgers on the grill.

No, I’ll just have a can Sandwich.

by ernie stiles March 10, 2018

Human Centipede Sandwich

A sexual experiment gone terribly right, the human centipede sandwich is done when performing a 69 in a stacked up three-way

"Bro I heard Hannahs a freaky, like three way freaky"

"Damn wouldn't see that in her"

"Dude rumor is she got stacked up with a friend to 69 in a human centipede sandwich"
"Let's get HER number!"

by get arrested May 9, 2016

Butt Knucle Sandwich

A Butt Knucle Sandwich is a situation in chess where two opposing knights are both behind the other and facing away from each other.

"Our chess game ended in a stalemate because we kept getting Butt Knucle Sandwiched."

by Itain'tObeeezy January 25, 2025

sandwich statement

a comment made that does not pertain to anything intelligent.

"so sometime i can only eat half of a sandwich because the other half is gross to me"
damn that was such a sandwich statement

by dicklick101 October 24, 2009

Turkmen Knee Sandwich

When someone jabs you with their knee and elbow to make a forced crescent shape

Jason was being an asshole to Jacob, so Jacob gave him a turkmen knee sandwich

by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025