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Lafe Beers

The main character, his stockpile of weed is larger than the pacific ocean, loves to have his dick sucked, knows how to freestyle better than Eminem, and makes a lot of bad decisions, but at the end of the day he is the only guy that could save Forest Hills Eastern from a school shooter.
Lafe Beers is having sex with my mother!!!! why is his rizz so immaculate
Lafe Beers just beat jacks ass! no suprise there
by mr beers June 2, 2023
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Emotional beer goggles

The tendency for a person to become more or less attractive depending on their personality. It's more common for women to experience this.
M: Why'd you hook up with Craig, I thought you said he looked like a baboon's arse?
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.

S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.
by SparklyCupcake June 22, 2012
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Hand beer

A road soda for people who are walking.
I just electrocuted myself in the hot tub, throw me a hand beer so I can walk to 7/11 and get more hot dog buns.
by Decterium June 23, 2024
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tonsil beer

when a guy nuts down your throat
by yoindiindi February 10, 2017
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Maddison beer

Lengest girl who ever existed on this world
Dude she’s so pretty

Yh but she’s no Maddison beer
by Simmmmppp July 30, 2021
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Beer Surfing

When one drinks beer in spaced out intervals through out a long period of time in order to stay constantly tipsy without crossing over into full-blown drunkedness.
"We beer surfed throughout the weekend."

"Hah. Beer surfing's just expensive. Why not just get loaded? "

"Because we had a good time and absolutely no hangovers to speak of."
by madkat9 March 10, 2017
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Beer upgrade

When you have weak beer and add liquor to it to get more bang for your buck.

Can also be done to get your friends hyped before a party.

Also known as Bupgrade
Yo Johnny let’s get that beer upgraded, we got a party to go to tonight.
by TheFightingProctor May 23, 2021
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