salad no nuts

This is the insulting term you call some dude who is acting real tough but you know that he is a total coward. He is soft like a salad and also has no hard crunch that nuts can provide in a salad.

Steve: "Now, shut your mouth before I do! Come at me, bro!"
Greg: "Fuck you, Steve! I ain't afraid of you! Salad no nuts! Yeah, that's what I said - SALAD NO NUTS!"
Steve: "I'm sorry, man. Please be my friend."

by von groovy July 8, 2024

kick in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.

John was being a dick so Amy gave him a hard kick in the nuts as hard as she could. He fell down screaming and holding his now broken balls to see if he could salvage any part of them. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids after that moment

by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024

swift kicks in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs multiple times in a row, in rapid succession. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.

John was being a dick so Amy gave him some swift kicks in the nuts as hard as she could. He screamed and fell down holding his now broken nuts and tried to salvage whatever he could. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids.

by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024

Burkina Faso Deez Nuts

You can use the phrase anytime you are trying to say "deez nuts" especially if it's large. Or if you just feel like saying it.
Named after the gif "Burkina Fasoball says 'Deez Nuts'" but shortened down. Etymology comes from Burkina Faso being a large producer of (deez) nuts.

Friend 1: breh you so fresh

Friend 2: not as fresh as Burkina Faso deez nuts in your sister's mouth!
Friend 1: Ayo, what my sister did to you

by Chess_Junta_with_a_BBC August 23, 2024

Gulpin Deez Nuts

An alternatitve to gulping deez nuts

"I saw you Gulpin deez nuts"

by MrAshFazbear December 30, 2024

Done his nuts in

When a male has fallen head over heels for a female

Oh the poor bloke has done his nuts in

by Vivid28 January 28, 2025

Big stinky nutsack

When a man wearing the inside of his deceased grandmother's vagina as a hat fingerfucks Goofy Shithole's half-cousin's pet turtle. He then sucks off the turtle and cooks him in Cheeto dust to make a Big stinky. The man then castrates himself with a boxcutter and places the nutsack into the pan, therefore creating a Big stinky nutsack.

Bitch make me a big stinky nutsack. I wanna eat it. Please?

by realrealbananapeel February 22, 2025